USA Surgeons

[army mp]

Five USA Surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on.

The first, a Nevada surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside Is numbered."

The second, a Colorado surgeon responds, "Yeah, but you should try Electricians! Everything inside them is color coded."

The third, a Montana surgeon says, "No, I really think librarians are the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order."

The fourth, a New York surgeon chimes in: "You know, I like construction workers...those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over."

But the fifth, a Washington D.C. surgeon, shut them all up when he observed: "You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and the head and the ass are interchangeable."

[dianalv]

Ain't it the truth!

[red14]

Originally Posted by army mp

Five USA Surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on.

The first, a Nevada surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside Is numbered."

The second, a Colorado surgeon responds, "Yeah, but you should try Electricians! Everything inside them is color coded."

The third, a Montana surgeon says, "No, I really think librarians are the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order."

The fourth, a New York surgeon chimes in: "You know, I like construction workers...those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over."

But the fifth, a Washington D.C. surgeon, shut them all up when he observed: "You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and the head and the ass are interchangeable."

That would explain why Obamalamadingdong keeps bending over. He's trying to get his head and ass to go in their correct location.