Monday Morning Jokes. - The Firearms Forum

USMCSpeedy · 04-19-2010, 10:57 AM

The liberals are asking us to give Obama time.
We agree and think 25 to life would be appropriate.

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America needs ObamaCare like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.

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Q: Have you heard about McDonald's new Obama Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.

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Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser.

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Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society. The other is for housing prisoners.

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Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it
started to sink, who would be saved?
A: America !

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Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?
A: Bo has papers.

USMCSpeedy · 04-19-2010, 11:02 AM

I didn't notice that Pops had already posted these.

04-19-2010, 10:57 AM	#1
USMCSpeedy Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Minnesota Posts: 631	Monday Morning Jokes. The liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree and think 25 to life would be appropriate. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- America needs ObamaCare like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: Have you heard about McDonald's new Obama Value Meal? A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon? A: A fund raiser. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary? A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society. The other is for housing prisoners. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it started to sink, who would be saved? A: America ! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo? A: Bo has papers. __________________ If all else fails, VOTE FROM THE ROOFTOPS Trying to reform a liberal is like trying to pick up a turd from the clean end. What this country needs is more family trees that will produce more lumber and fewer nuts! -->

04-19-2010, 11:02 AM	#2
USMCSpeedy Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Minnesota Posts: 631	Re: Monday Morning Jokes. I didn't notice that Pops had already posted these. __________________ If all else fails, VOTE FROM THE ROOFTOPS Trying to reform a liberal is like trying to pick up a turd from the clean end. What this country needs is more family trees that will produce more lumber and fewer nuts!