News Flash ...
A Navy destroyer stops four Muslims in a row boat, rowing towards California. "The captain gets on the loud hailer and shouts, "Ahoy, small craft, where are you heading?"
One of the Muslims stands up and shouts, "We are invading the US!"
The crew of the destroyer all start laughing and when the captain finally stops laughing, he gets back on the loud hailer and says, "Just the four of you?"
The Muslim stands up again and shouts, "No, we're the last four, the rest are already there!"