BEER AND SWEET TEA

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BEER AND SWEET TEA


A woman goes to the doctor all black and blue.

Doctor: "What happened?"

Woman: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband
comes home drunk on Bud Light he beats me up."

Doctor: "I have a real good medicine for that. When your husband
comes home drunk on Bud Light, just take a glass of sweet tea and
start swishing it in your mouth but don't swallow. Just keep
swishing and swishing until he goes to bed in his Bud Light
stupor."

Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking
fresh and reborn.

Woman: "Doctor, that was a brilliant idea. Every time my husband
came home drunk on Bud Light, I swished with sweet tea. I swished
and swished, and he didn't touch me!"

Doctor: "You see how much keeping your mouth shut helps?"

[geds]

So true! I should try that in other situations!

[Buckshot]

Ouch!