Amnesty for illegal extraterrestrial?
Extraterrestrials Enter Immigration Debate
"I hold President Bush personally responsible for the lack of provisions within the proposed legislation that would smooth the way for the proposed Extraterrestrial Rights Amendment" said Massachusetts Senator Ted Kennedy. "This neglect is nothing less than a national tragedy."
"Think about how these unfortunate beings have been treated since their arrivals on Earth" said House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, D-CA. "First their transport crashed in New Mexico; then they were hunted down by the military. If that wasn't bad enough, after they had been captured they were interrogated in a manner that makes Abu Gharib look like Club Med before being shipped off to Stalag 51 out in the boondocks of Nevada.""This nation should be ashamed of its conduct."
"Things can be pretty grim for any illegal alien, much less an illegal extraterrestrial" said Sen. Arlen "Mr. Single Bullet Theory" Spector, R-PA, who is one of 12 senators calling for congressional hearings.
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