What you do when on a flight next to an annoying passenger
1. Remove your laptop from your briefcase.
2. Open your laptop slowly and carefully.
3. Turn it on, turn up the sound.
4. Make sure the passenger next to you is observing you.
5. Access the internet.
6. Close your eyes for a few moments, then open them looking upwards.
7. Take a breath and open this website; http://www.myit-media.de/the_end.html
8. Observe the facial expression on the person next to you.
Have a nice flight!!!!!!!!