One for Swanshot!
How to go camping with your mates....Aussie style
Mick attended his 4 wheel drive club monthly meeting and had just told them he couldn't make the annual trip because his missus wouldn't let him go. After copping "the under the thumb" remarks etc Mick left to go back home to the missus.
Later when Mick's mates started arriving to set up camp the following week, who should be there but Mick .
"Geez how did ya talk ya missus into letting you come here, Mick?" they asked
"I didn't have to," Mick replied, "When I left the meeting last week I went home disappointed and slumped down in my chair with a beer to drown my sorrows. Suddenly the missus snuck up behind me and covered my eyes and said, 'Surprise'. "When I peeled her hands back there she was standing there in a beautiful see through negligee and she said, 'Carry me into the bedroom and tie me to the bed and you can do what ever you want."
SO HERE I AM!