A big Texan stopped at a local restaurant following a day roaming around in Old
While sipping his tequila, he noticed a sizzling, scrumptious looking platter
Being served at the next table. Not only did it look good, the smell was wonderful.
He asked the waiter, 'What is that you just served?'
The waiter replied, 'Ah senor, you have excellent taste! Those are called Cojones
Bull's' testicles from the bull fight this morning. A delicacy!'
The cowboy said, 'What the heck, bring me an order..'
The waiter replied, 'I am so sorry, senor. There is only one serving per day because
There is only one bull fight each morning. If you come early and place your order, we
Will be sure to save you this delicacy.'
The next morning, the cowboy returned, placed his order, and that
evening was served the one and only special delicacy of the day. After a few
bites, inspecting his platter, he called to the waiter and said, 'These are
delicious, but they are much, much smaller than the ones I saw you serve
The waiter shrugged his shoulders and replied,
'Si, Senor.....Sometimes the bull wins.'