Bubba & Earl
Bubba & Earl were in the local bar enjoying a beer when the decided to get in on the weekly charity raffle. They bought five tickets each at a dollar a pop.
The following week, when the raffle was drawn, each had won a prize. Earl won 1st prize, a year's supply of gourmet spaghetti sauce and extra long spaghetti. Bubba won 6th prize, a toilet brush.
About a week or so had passed when the men met back in the neighborhood bar for a couple of beers.
Bubba asked Earl how he liked his prize. Earl replied, 'Great, I love spaghetti! How about you, how's that toilet brush?' 'Not so good,' replied Bubba. 'I reckon I'm gonna go back to paper."
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