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Old 05-26-2006, 09:36 PM   #1
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I was taking the middle school kids home the other day when a 7th grade girl turned around in her seat and said to the young man behind her, "You...You...POOPFACE!"

I looked at her in the mirror and, in my best drill-sergeant voice, said, "WHAT did you say?"

She gave me the most angelic look and said, oh, so sweetly, "My Mom won't let me say SH1THEAD, anymore."

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Old 05-27-2006, 08:56 AM   #2
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Sweet kid! I'm sure the boy deserved it, but whatever happened to "lady-like" manners?
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Old 05-27-2006, 10:43 AM   #3
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Old 05-27-2006, 01:33 PM   #5
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At least she is listening to her mom.
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Old 06-03-2006, 07:09 AM   #7
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OMG! I laughed 'till I hurt on that one!

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