NK missle test - The Firearms Forum

let's trade · 07-07-2006, 01:56 PM

One thing not reported widely is that the missle that is supposedly an ICBM (read: can reach the US) has not been flight tested becuase the initial design failed. This is the truth. the reasons that this happened below might not be:

Top 11 Explanations For North Korea’s Failed Missile Test
11. The New York Times article they got the plans from was written by Jason Blair
10. Ox dung is less effective as a rocket fuel than they thought
9. The test wasn’t a failure - they were aiming for the whale that had bitten off their leg
8. You try to design a rocket on 300 calories a day
7. Kim Jong-Il insisted they replace the body of the rocket with a statue of him
6. They’re trying to trick the world into thinking they suck at building ICBMs
5. Guidance computer was from a 1980’s Atari video game
4. Still haven’t gotten over the death of Marissa on “The O.C.”
3. They executed all of their experienced rocket scientists after the last failed test
2. Engineers were having trouble filling out their TPS Reports
1. Kim made them launch before they were ready because he was upset that Bush didn’t take him to Graceland with the Japanese Prime Minister

inplanotx · 07-07-2006, 02:49 PM

glocknut · 07-07-2006, 07:57 PM

I think #5 is the culpret.... LOL

mike
gn

southernshooter · 07-07-2006, 09:36 PM

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3. They executed all of their experienced rocket scientists after the last failed test

henry0reilly · 07-07-2006, 10:03 PM

Marissa died?

07-07-2006, 01:56 PM	#1
let's trade Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 14	NK missle test One thing not reported widely is that the missle that is supposedly an ICBM (read: can reach the US) has not been flight tested becuase the initial design failed. This is the truth. the reasons that this happened below might not be: Top 11 Explanations For North Korea’s Failed Missile Test 11. The New York Times article they got the plans from was written by Jason Blair 10. Ox dung is less effective as a rocket fuel than they thought 9. The test wasn’t a failure - they were aiming for the whale that had bitten off their leg 8. You try to design a rocket on 300 calories a day 7. Kim Jong-Il insisted they replace the body of the rocket with a statue of him 6. They’re trying to trick the world into thinking they suck at building ICBMs 5. Guidance computer was from a 1980’s Atari video game 4. Still haven’t gotten over the death of Marissa on “The O.C.” 3. They executed all of their experienced rocket scientists after the last failed test 2. Engineers were having trouble filling out their TPS Reports 1. Kim made them launch before they were ready because he was upset that Bush didn’t take him to Graceland with the Japanese Prime Minister -->

07-07-2006, 02:49 PM	#2
inplanotx Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Texas Posts: 8,897	Re: NK missle test __________________

07-07-2006, 07:57 PM	#3
glocknut Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: THE FORUM MASCOTT... Posts: 12,482	Re: NK missle test I think #5 is the culpret.... LOL mike gn

07-07-2006, 10:03 PM	#5
henry0reilly Senior Member Join Date: May 2004 Location: Indiana Posts: 553	Oh No! Marissa died?