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TranterUK · 05-12-2009, 06:05 AM

wrong place. Sorry.

But if your turned up here, if Barbies so popular, how come you have to buy her friends? Also, if you strangle a Smurf, what colour will he turn?

Tony22-250 · 05-12-2009, 08:18 AM

i know what happens if you shoot a smurf lol

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4EvrLearning · 05-12-2009, 11:11 AM

.........why don't sheep shrink in the rain?.........

USMC-03 · 05-12-2009, 11:44 AM

Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?

mrkirker · 05-12-2009, 12:35 PM

Wrong place?
I've been there before! (It's two weeks from everywhere!)

TranterUK · 05-12-2009, 02:03 PM

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Originally Posted by mrkirker

Wrong place?
I've been there before! (It's two weeks from everywhere!)

Well I will tell you my friend, I was sitting at my bench with the press by my feet. Then I find I am looking at the brass shells I use as pots. One looked a little like a pistol round, rimmed and necked. So I start thinking....

OK even I lost interest here, but I put......

Lost interest again...

Wrong place? Wrong age, wrong time, wrong life, confused, bewildered but optimistic and never ever without a sense of humour.

fmacsin1 · 05-12-2009, 02:57 PM

I think I'm in the wrong place every day!

TranterUK · 05-12-2009, 03:06 PM

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Originally Posted by fmacsin1

I think I'm in the wrong place every day!

Ah a kindred spirit. Were we together, we would no longer be lost and alone, but lost, together.

fmacsin1 · 05-12-2009, 03:08 PM

Tranter, I feel better knowing that others are out there, in the wrong place, at the wrong time and doing the wrong thing!!! Thank God, it's not an exclusive club!

TranterUK · 05-12-2009, 03:59 PM

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Originally Posted by fmacsin1

Tranter, I feel better knowing that others are out there, in the wrong place, at the wrong time and doing the wrong thing!!! Thank God, it's not an exclusive club!

No, not exclusive. Nor is the other club I belong too, the 'shouldn't still be here' club.

Still, what are you going to do? It is the way it is.

Crpdeth · 05-12-2009, 05:42 PM

Why is it a PAIR of panties, but only one bra???

Crpdeth

Big ugly · 05-12-2009, 06:41 PM

If an orange wasnt orange would it still be called an orange, What if it was red, would you call it a red.

armedandsafe · 05-12-2009, 10:32 PM

One can do no wrong, doing nothing. However there are times when doing nothing is wrong.

Pops

mrkirker · 05-13-2009, 07:14 AM

Do protons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic.

TranterUK · 05-13-2009, 08:01 AM

If kids shouldn't be punished for something they didn't do, what about homework?

mrkirker · 05-13-2009, 08:50 AM

If electricity is made of electrons, is morality made from morons?

Pistolenschutze · 05-13-2009, 09:51 AM

Why is it called a hamburger when there is no ham in it?

Why is it the English language allows the following to be written, and a spell checker won't detect any errors?

Eye Halve a Spelling Chequer
Eye halve a spelling chequer
It came with my pea sea
It plainly marques four my revue
Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.

Eye strike a quay and type a word
And weight four it two say
Weather eye am wrong oar write
It shows me strait a weigh.

As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee fore two long
And eye can put the error rite
Its really ever wrong.

Eye have run this poem threw it
I am shore your pleased two no
Its letter perfect in it's weigh
My chequer tolled me sew.

fmacsin1 · 05-13-2009, 10:23 AM

Did you know that the word "cleave" is its own antonym?

4EvrLearning · 05-13-2009, 10:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Pistolenschutze

Why is it called a hamburger when there is no ham in it?

Why is it the English language allows the following to be written, and a spell checker won't detect any errors?

Eye Halve a Spelling Chequer
Eye halve a spelling chequer
It came with my pea sea
It plainly marques four my revue
Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.

Eye strike a quay and type a word
And weight four it two say
Weather eye am wrong oar write
It shows me strait a weigh.

As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee fore two long
And eye can put the error rite
Its really ever wrong.

Eye have run this poem threw it
I am shore your pleased two no
Its letter perfect in it's weigh
My chequer tolled me sew.

That poem should come with a warning: "Cruel and unusual punishment for proofreaders"....

pinecone70 · 05-13-2009, 11:10 AM

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Originally Posted by 4EvrLearning

That poem should come with a warning: "Cruel and unusual punishment for proofreaders"....

Indeed, I couldn't read the entire thing.....LOL!

My laptop catches grammatical errors sometimes (they're not mine, of course. Heh!)

4EvrLearning · 05-13-2009, 01:31 PM

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Originally Posted by pinecone70

Indeed, I couldn't read the entire thing.....LOL!

My laptop catches grammatical errors sometimes (they're not mine, of course. Heh!)

lol pinecone..... of course not!

(was that a *hair flip* I saw you do??)

05-12-2009, 06:05 AM	#1
TranterUK Advanced Senior Member Join Date: May 2008 Location: Cambridge UK Posts: 5,103	wrong place, sorry wrong place. Sorry. But if your turned up here, if Barbies so popular, how come you have to buy her friends? Also, if you strangle a Smurf, what colour will he turn? __________________ DVC - Diligentia, Vis, Celeritas - Accuracy, Power, Speed. The light at the end of the recession tunnel IS a train coming the other way! --> Last edited by TranterUK; 05-12-2009 at 06:23 AM..

05-12-2009, 08:18 AM	#2
Tony22-250 Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Snellville, GA Posts: 1,146	Re: wrong place, sorry i know what happens if you shoot a smurf lol __________________ Bullets change governments far surer than votes. The most powerful weapon you can buy isn't a .50 caliber. It's a Senate Seat.... "When injustice becomes law, then resistance becomes duty." Thomas Jefferson

05-12-2009, 11:11 AM	#3
4EvrLearning Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Left Coast Posts: 1,449	Re: wrong place, sorry .........why don't sheep shrink in the rain?......... __________________ *"Until God is finished with me, I am immortal." Jonathan Edwards, American Theologian (1703-1758)*

05-12-2009, 11:44 AM	#4
USMC-03 Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Peoples Republic of the Pacific Northwest Posts: 1,825	Re: wrong place, sorry Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway? __________________ Let not the rifles of good and free men be reforged into plowshares, but may they rest in a place of honor; ready, well oiled and God willing unused. For if the price of peace becomes licking the boots of tyrants, then "To Arms!" I say, and may the fortunes of war smile upon patriots. - Fortes Fortuna Javat -

05-12-2009, 12:35 PM	#5
mrkirker Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 3,067	Re: wrong place, sorry Wrong place? I've been there before! (It's two weeks from everywhere!) __________________ *I don't know if dogs have a heaven, but there will be dogs in mine.*

05-12-2009, 02:57 PM	#7
fmacsin1 V.I.P. Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Moosehead Lake, Maine Posts: 433	Re: wrong place, sorry I think I'm in the wrong place every day!

05-12-2009, 03:08 PM	#9
fmacsin1 V.I.P. Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Moosehead Lake, Maine Posts: 433	Re: wrong place, sorry Tranter, I feel better knowing that others are out there, in the wrong place, at the wrong time and doing the wrong thing!!! Thank God, it's not an exclusive club!

05-12-2009, 05:42 PM	#11
Crpdeth Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Location: Location Contributor Posts: 8,247	Re: wrong place, sorry Why is it a PAIR of panties, but only one bra??? Crpdeth __________________ Our greatest pretenses are built up not to hide the evil and the ugly in us, but our emptiness. The hardest thing to hide is something that is not there. ~Eric Hoffer

05-12-2009, 06:41 PM	#12
Big ugly Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Knoxville Tennessee Contributor Posts: 2,603	Re: wrong place, sorry If an orange wasnt orange would it still be called an orange, What if it was red, would you call it a red. __________________ "You say the Devil made do it with a smile. Raisin' hell and howlin at the moon. Well I'm gonna put your @$$ back in line. I'm gonna scare the Devil out of you." BlackBerry Smoke Song http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R513dA4peMg Nothing is "proof" against a truly talented fool. Swanshot

05-12-2009, 10:32 PM	#13
armedandsafe Former Guest Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Moses Lake, WA Posts: 10,344	Re: wrong place, sorry One can do no wrong, doing nothing. However there are times when doing nothing is wrong. Pops

05-13-2009, 07:14 AM	#14
mrkirker Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 3,067	Re: wrong place, sorry Do protons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic. __________________ *I don't know if dogs have a heaven, but there will be dogs in mine.*

05-13-2009, 08:01 AM	#15
TranterUK Advanced Senior Member Join Date: May 2008 Location: Cambridge UK Posts: 5,103	Re: wrong place, sorry If kids shouldn't be punished for something they didn't do, what about homework? __________________ DVC - Diligentia, Vis, Celeritas - Accuracy, Power, Speed. The light at the end of the recession tunnel IS a train coming the other way!

05-13-2009, 08:50 AM	#16
mrkirker Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 3,067	Re: wrong place, sorry If electricity is made of electrons, is morality made from morons? __________________ *I don't know if dogs have a heaven, but there will be dogs in mine.*

05-13-2009, 09:51 AM	#17
Pistolenschutze Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Colorado Posts: 13,094	Re: wrong place, sorry Why is it called a hamburger when there is no ham in it? Why is it the English language allows the following to be written, and a spell checker won't detect any errors? Eye Halve a Spelling Chequer Eye halve a spelling chequer It came with my pea sea It plainly marques four my revue Miss steaks eye kin knot sea. Eye strike a quay and type a word And weight four it two say Weather eye am wrong oar write It shows me strait a weigh. As soon as a mist ache is maid It nose bee fore two long And eye can put the error rite Its really ever wrong. Eye have run this poem threw it I am shore your pleased two no Its letter perfect in it's weigh My chequer tolled me sew. __________________ --Pistolenschutze (Pistol Shooter)

05-13-2009, 10:23 AM	#18
fmacsin1 V.I.P. Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Moosehead Lake, Maine Posts: 433	Re: wrong place, sorry Did you know that the word "cleave" is its own antonym?