A DYING PREACHER.... - The Firearms Forum

Shizamus · 05-20-2003, 10:30 AM

An old preacher was dying. He sent a message for his IRS agent and his
Lawyer (both church members), to come to his home. When they arrived,
they were ushered up to his bedroom. As they entered the room, the
preacher held out his hands and motioned for them to sit on each side
of the bed. The preacher grasped their hands, sighed contentedly, smiled and
stared at the ceiling.

For a time, no one said anything. Both the IRS agent and Lawyer were
touched and flattered that the old preacher would ask them to be with
him during his final moment. They were also puzzled because the preacher
had never given any indication that he particularly liked either one of
them.

Finally, the Lawyer asked, "Preacher, why did you ask the two of us to
come?"

The old preacher mustered up some strength, then said weakly," Jesus
died between two thieves, and that's how I want to go, too."

THERE IS A WAR ON FOR YOUR MIND.

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SouthernMoss · 05-20-2003, 10:35 AM

Good one, Shiz!!

05-20-2003, 10:30 AM	#1
Shizamus Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Vermont Posts: 891	A DYING PREACHER.... An old preacher was dying. He sent a message for his IRS agent and his Lawyer (both church members), to come to his home. When they arrived, they were ushered up to his bedroom. As they entered the room, the preacher held out his hands and motioned for them to sit on each side of the bed. The preacher grasped their hands, sighed contentedly, smiled and stared at the ceiling. For a time, no one said anything. Both the IRS agent and Lawyer were touched and flattered that the old preacher would ask them to be with him during his final moment. They were also puzzled because the preacher had never given any indication that he particularly liked either one of them. Finally, the Lawyer asked, "Preacher, why did you ask the two of us to come?" The old preacher mustered up some strength, then said weakly," Jesus died between two thieves, and that's how I want to go, too." THERE IS A WAR ON FOR YOUR MIND. Real talk radio(if you dare) :www.gcnlive.com www.prisonplanet.com --> Last edited by Shizamus; 05-20-2003 at 10:31 AM..

05-20-2003, 10:35 AM	#2
SouthernMoss Admin Tech Staff Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: SW MS Contributor Posts: 10,651	Good one, Shiz!!