SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES TO SHARE W/YOU - The Firearms Forum

1shot1k · 02-26-2009, 01:16 AM

I offer these valuable homeopathetic remedies gathered from my years of knowledge....

Enjoy and use them...and how many can you add to list ?.....

AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES

1. If you're choking on an ice cube simply pour a cup of boiling water Down your throat. Presto! The blockage will instantly remove itself.

2. Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone Else to hold while you chop.

3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. About lifting the toilet seat by using The sink.

4. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for A few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use A timer.

5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you From rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze Button.

6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives. Then you'll Be afraid to cough.

7. You only need two tools in life: WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't Move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the Duct tape.

8. Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

9. If you can't fix it with a hammer, you've got an electrical problem.

noslolo · 02-26-2009, 01:49 AM

Another good one!

glocknut · 02-26-2009, 02:16 AM

I got yer home remedy right here... BEER! It helps forget...

mike
gn

Lori Mick · 02-26-2009, 04:29 AM

And if duct tape don't fix it.....it's broken... (my motto) hahaha!

artabr · 02-26-2009, 04:33 AM

Art

358 winchester · 02-26-2009, 05:32 AM

Rule number eight
8. Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
That one just isn't true all the time, TAKE ME FOR EXAMPLE

02-26-2009, 01:16 AM	#1
1shot1k Former Guest Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Fort Worth, Texas Posts: 904	SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES TO SHARE W/YOU I offer these valuable homeopathetic remedies gathered from my years of knowledge.... Enjoy and use them...and how many can you add to list ?..... AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES 1. If you're choking on an ice cube simply pour a cup of boiling water Down your throat. Presto! The blockage will instantly remove itself. 2. Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone Else to hold while you chop. 3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. About lifting the toilet seat by using The sink. 4. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for A few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use A timer. 5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you From rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze Button. 6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives. Then you'll Be afraid to cough. 7. You only need two tools in life: WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't Move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the Duct tape. 8. Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them. 9. If you can't fix it with a hammer, you've got an electrical problem. -->

02-26-2009, 01:49 AM	#2
noslolo Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Johnstown PA Posts: 1,558	Re: SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES TO SHARE W/YOU Another good one! __________________ I'm a heck of a "obesito illegitimo"

02-26-2009, 02:16 AM	#3
glocknut Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: THE FORUM MASCOTT... Posts: 12,482	Re: SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES TO SHARE W/YOU I got yer home remedy right here... BEER! It helps forget... mike gn __________________ Where O where are you tonight? Why have you gone and left me alone? I searched to world over and a thought i found true love... You met another and PTThhh you were gone....

02-26-2009, 04:29 AM	#4
Lori Mick Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Stuck in Upstate NY for a while Posts: 2,374	Re: SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES TO SHARE W/YOU And if duct tape don't fix it.....it's broken... (my motto) hahaha! __________________ It's a Brand New Day! Make it an awesome one! "No one outside myself can rule me inwardly. Knowing this I become wholly free."

02-26-2009, 04:33 AM	#5
artabr Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: New Iberia, Louisiana Contributor Posts: 7,859	Re: SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES TO SHARE W/YOU Art __________________ God and the soldier we like adore, In times of trouble, not before. When troubles ended and all things righted, God is forgotten and the soldier is slighted. Francis Quarles 1592 - 1644 __________________ When asked for my race, I answer CauCajun. Hope is not a plan, and not all change is good. The resistance is here; the resistance is now. RESIST! These hands are neither cold nor are they dead!!

02-26-2009, 05:32 AM	#6
358 winchester TFF Admin Staff Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Pensacola Fl. area Posts: 7,335	Re: SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES TO SHARE W/YOU Rule number eight 8. Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them. That one just isn't true all the time, TAKE ME FOR EXAMPLE __________________ Administrator & Owner RangeDay.com Proud, White, Heterosexual, Gun Owning, Southern American, Christian. Any question about where I stand?