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|04-01-2008, 12:23 AM||#1|
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Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Owyhee County, Idaho
The Irish Doc
The Irish Doc'
A doctor in Ireland wanted to get off work and go hunting, so he approached his assistant.
'Seamus, I am goin huntin tomorrow and don't want to close the clinic. I want you to take care of the clinic and take care of all me patients. 'Yes, sir!' answers Seamus.
The doctor goes hunting and returns the following day and asks: 'So,
Seamus, how was your day?'
Seamus told him that he took care of three patients. 'The first one had a
headache so I gave him TYLENOL.'
'Bravo, and the second one?' asks the doctor.
'The second one had stomach burning and I gave him MALOX, sir,' says Seamus.
'Bravo, bravo! You're good at this and what about the third one?' asks the doctor.
'Sir, I was sitting here and suddenly the door opens and a woman enters.
Like a flame, she undresses herself, taking off everything including her
bra and her panties and lies down on the table. She spreads her legs and
'HELP ME! For five years I have not seen any man!'
'Thunderin' Lard Jayzus, Seamus, what did ye do?' asks the doctor.
'I put drops in her eyes!'
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|04-01-2008, 09:39 AM||#2|
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Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Cleaning my Thompson in The Foothills of the Ozark Mountains
Re: The Irish Doc
I'm Irish..........that's a bald face lie........
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