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berto64 · 04-01-2008, 12:23 AM

The Irish Doc'

A doctor in Ireland wanted to get off work and go hunting, so he approached his assistant.

'Seamus, I am goin huntin tomorrow and don't want to close the clinic. I want you to take care of the clinic and take care of all me patients. 'Yes, sir!' answers Seamus.

The doctor goes hunting and returns the following day and asks: 'So,
Seamus, how was your day?'

Seamus told him that he took care of three patients. 'The first one had a
headache so I gave him TYLENOL.'

'Bravo, and the second one?' asks the doctor.

'The second one had stomach burning and I gave him MALOX, sir,' says Seamus.

'Bravo, bravo! You're good at this and what about the third one?' asks the doctor.

'Sir, I was sitting here and suddenly the door opens and a woman enters.

Like a flame, she undresses herself, taking off everything including her
bra and her panties and lies down on the table. She spreads her legs and
shouts:

'HELP ME! For five years I have not seen any man!'

'Thunderin' Lard Jayzus, Seamus, what did ye do?' asks the doctor.

'I put drops in her eyes!'

AL MOUNT · 04-01-2008, 09:39 AM

I'm Irish..........that's a bald face lie........

04-01-2008, 12:23 AM	#1
berto64 VMBB Admin Staff Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Owyhee County, Idaho Contributor Posts: 7,388	The Irish Doc The Irish Doc' A doctor in Ireland wanted to get off work and go hunting, so he approached his assistant. 'Seamus, I am goin huntin tomorrow and don't want to close the clinic. I want you to take care of the clinic and take care of all me patients. 'Yes, sir!' answers Seamus. The doctor goes hunting and returns the following day and asks: 'So, Seamus, how was your day?' Seamus told him that he took care of three patients. 'The first one had a headache so I gave him TYLENOL.' 'Bravo, and the second one?' asks the doctor. 'The second one had stomach burning and I gave him MALOX, sir,' says Seamus. 'Bravo, bravo! You're good at this and what about the third one?' asks the doctor. 'Sir, I was sitting here and suddenly the door opens and a woman enters. Like a flame, she undresses herself, taking off everything including her bra and her panties and lies down on the table. She spreads her legs and shouts: 'HELP ME! For five years I have not seen any man!' 'Thunderin' Lard Jayzus, Seamus, what did ye do?' asks the doctor. 'I put drops in her eyes!' __________________ Be who you are & say what you will, Those that matter won't mind and those that mind don't matter. I'm a bitter clinger, One Nation Under God. -->

04-01-2008, 09:39 AM	#2
AL MOUNT Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Cleaning my Thompson in The Foothills of the Ozark Mountains Posts: 3,108	Re: The Irish Doc I'm Irish..........that's a bald face lie........ __________________ 501st Parachute Infantry Regiment 101st Airborne Division Vietnam 67-68