A man walks into a bar... - The Firearms Forum

glocknut · 05-12-2009, 03:12 PM

A man walks into a bar. As he passes the cigarette machine, he hears it say, "You smell bad and you are ugly."

Then he hears a voice apparently coming from a nearby plate of peanuts. "You really are a very handsome young man," the nuts claim.

The man turns to the bartender and asks for an explanation. The bartender replies, "The cigarette machine is out of order and the nuts are complimentary."

woolleyworm · 05-13-2009, 07:01 PM

gn..... that's about as bad as one of my favorites, Why don't monsters eat clowns...........

Because they taste funny

05-12-2009, 03:12 PM	#1
glocknut Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: THE FORUM MASCOTT... Posts: 12,482	A man walks into a bar... A man walks into a bar. As he passes the cigarette machine, he hears it say, "You smell bad and you are ugly." Then he hears a voice apparently coming from a nearby plate of peanuts. "You really are a very handsome young man," the nuts claim. The man turns to the bartender and asks for an explanation. The bartender replies, "The cigarette machine is out of order and the nuts are complimentary." __________________ Where O where are you tonight? Why have you gone and left me alone? I searched to world over and a thought i found true love... You met another and PTThhh you were gone.... -->

05-13-2009, 07:01 PM	#2
woolleyworm TFF Moderator/Host Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: SW Fort Worth Contributor Posts: 4,884	Re: A man walks into a bar... gn..... that's about as bad as one of my favorites, Why don't monsters eat clowns........... Because they taste funny