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358 winchester · 03-01-2007, 02:44 PM

While surfing the web please keep your eye out for some reasonably price brain cells I need some spares. Please do not include any they may be tainted by liberal thoughts

yep i am bored
Thanks
Ron

pickenup · 03-01-2007, 04:43 PM

I have been looking for quite a while.
Don't hold your breath.
They are HARD to come by.

Pistolenschutze · 03-01-2007, 05:03 PM

I've been looking too, Ron, but so far, ziltch. There seems to be a major shortage of them right now. The shortage began in November last year, I understand. The FDA has also issued a recent warning that brain cells originating in either Washington DC or Hollywood should be avoided at all costs. They are known to contain severe moral and intellectual difficiencies making then completely useless for implantation into normal brains.

xxxxxxl · 03-01-2007, 05:07 PM

The best place to find brain cells is in the bottom of a bottle of Crown Royal. It is an equal exchange; the Crown comes out brain cells go in.

Lead Lobber · 03-01-2007, 05:19 PM

A google search did not turn up any brain cells for sale, but I saw a good deal on case lots of jake brake pads for 18 wheelers, if anyone is interested.

LL

gunfreakboy · 03-01-2007, 05:21 PM

Had I known they would be this scarce I would have saved some in my earlier years. Could sell them on E-bay.

glocknut · 03-01-2007, 06:21 PM

I don't have any to spare.... HUCK does though...but they have been heavily tainted with liberal thoughts, so i wouldn't take em!!!!!

mike
gn

358 winchester · 03-01-2007, 07:25 PM

I found some

only problem is the were once owned by a tupperware salesman so I am a little worried that I will be showing up at peoples door and not know why I am there,
The Glock company swears they weren't used much

That one is for you Glocknut

Pistolenschutze · 03-01-2007, 08:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 358 winchester

The Glock company swears they weren't used much

But Ron, Glocks are so well-made and simple to use (unlike certain other firearms

), that continuous brain cell replinishment is unnecessary.

Bruce FLinch · 03-01-2007, 08:16 PM

Ron, have Carla pick up up one of them Hand held Card games. I like Free Cell. I can exercise my brain while ..in the bathroom

If I'd known you could sell them, I wouldn't have lost so many when I was younger

Light Coat · 03-01-2007, 10:36 PM

Dependa on how many you need. I've got some spares I'd be more than willing to trade for a low mileage kidney or a sober liver.

clmanges · 03-01-2007, 11:26 PM

Odd that there seems to be a shortage. I seem to notice more and more people these days who seem to be brain donors.

I still have a sufficiency, myself . . . I think . . .

hoser1 · 03-02-2007, 09:44 PM

I fried mine ages ago
I've been faking it all these years

pawn · 03-02-2007, 09:52 PM

good stuff....

brain cells- such an apparent disparity between conservatives and those gosh darn liberals......

03-01-2007, 02:44 PM	#1
358 winchester TFF Admin Staff Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Pensacola Fl. area Posts: 7,335	If you find any I could use some While surfing the web please keep your eye out for some reasonably price brain cells I need some spares. Please do not include any they may be tainted by liberal thoughts yep i am bored Thanks Ron __________________ Administrator & Owner RangeDay.com Proud, White, Heterosexual, Gun Owning, Southern American, Christian. Any question about where I stand? -->

03-01-2007, 04:43 PM	#2
pickenup Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Colorado Rocky Mountains Posts: 6,841	Re: If you find any I could use some I have been looking for quite a while. Don't hold your breath. They are HARD to come by. __________________ The gene pool needs chlorine

03-01-2007, 05:03 PM	#3
Pistolenschutze Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Colorado Posts: 13,094	Re: If you find any I could use some I've been looking too, Ron, but so far, ziltch. There seems to be a major shortage of them right now. The shortage began in November last year, I understand. The FDA has also issued a recent warning that brain cells originating in either Washington DC or Hollywood should be avoided at all costs. They are known to contain severe moral and intellectual difficiencies making then completely useless for implantation into normal brains. __________________ --Pistolenschutze (Pistol Shooter)

03-01-2007, 05:07 PM	#4
xxxxxxl Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Texas Posts: 547	Re: If you find any I could use some The best place to find brain cells is in the bottom of a bottle of Crown Royal. It is an equal exchange; the Crown comes out brain cells go in.

03-01-2007, 05:19 PM	#5
Lead Lobber Former Guest Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Central California coastal area Posts: 965	Re: If you find any I could use some A google search did not turn up any brain cells for sale, but I saw a good deal on case lots of jake brake pads for 18 wheelers, if anyone is interested. LL

03-01-2007, 05:21 PM	#6
gunfreakboy V.I.P. Member Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Buffalo, N.Y. Posts: 338	Re: If you find any I could use some Had I known they would be this scarce I would have saved some in my earlier years. Could sell them on E-bay.

03-01-2007, 06:21 PM	#7
glocknut Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: THE FORUM MASCOTT... Posts: 12,482	Re: If you find any I could use some I don't have any to spare.... HUCK does though...but they have been heavily tainted with liberal thoughts, so i wouldn't take em!!!!! mike gn __________________ Where O where are you tonight? Why have you gone and left me alone? I searched to world over and a thought i found true love... You met another and PTThhh you were gone....

03-01-2007, 07:25 PM	#8
358 winchester TFF Admin Staff Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Pensacola Fl. area Posts: 7,335	Re: If you find any I could use some I found some I found some only problem is the were once owned by a tupperware salesman so I am a little worried that I will be showing up at peoples door and not know why I am there, The Glock company swears they weren't used much That one is for you Glocknut __________________ Administrator & Owner RangeDay.com Proud, White, Heterosexual, Gun Owning, Southern American, Christian. Any question about where I stand?

03-01-2007, 08:16 PM	#10
Bruce FLinch Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Bay Point, Kali..aka Gun Point Posts: 5,016	Re: If you find any I could use some Ron, have Carla pick up up one of them Hand held Card games. I like Free Cell. I can exercise my brain while ..in the bathroom If I'd known you could sell them, I wouldn't have lost so many when I was younger __________________ A bad day @ the Range, is better than a good day @ work.

03-01-2007, 10:36 PM	#11
Light Coat V.I.P. Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Middle of Nowhere, KS Posts: 466	Re: If you find any I could use some Dependa on how many you need. I've got some spares I'd be more than willing to trade for a low mileage kidney or a sober liver.

03-01-2007, 11:26 PM	#12
clmanges V.I.P. Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: NE Ohio Posts: 203	Re: If you find any I could use some Odd that there seems to be a shortage. I seem to notice more and more people these days who seem to be brain donors. I still have a sufficiency, myself . . . I think . . . __________________ Happiness is a warm gun

03-02-2007, 09:44 PM	#13
hoser1 V.I.P. Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Ark-La-Tex Posts: 271	Re: If you find any I could use some I fried mine ages ago I've been faking it all these years

03-02-2007, 09:52 PM	#14
pawn Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Crossville, TN Posts: 1,469	Re: If you find any I could use some good stuff.... brain cells- such an apparent disparity between conservatives and those gosh darn liberals...... __________________ Take care when you get information. The truth is generally seen, rarely heard. -Balthasar Gracian