A Drunk in the Bathroom - The Firearms Forum

dons2346 · 06-22-2010, 07:29 PM

A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom. A few minutes later, a loud,blood curdling scream is heard coming from the bathroom.

A few minutes after that, another loud scream reverberates through the bar. The bartender goes into the bathroom to investigate why the drunk is screaming.

What's all the screaming about in there?" he yells. "You're scaring my customers!"

"I'm just sitting here on the toilet," slurs the drunk, "and every time I try to flush, something comes up and squeezes the hell out of my cahones."

The bartender opens the door, looks in, and says, "You idiot! You're sitting on the mop bucket!"

woolleyworm · 06-22-2010, 07:32 PM

OUCH !!!

Old Grump · 06-25-2010, 04:34 PM

Some people will do anything for a cheap thrill.

Zane71464 · 06-27-2010, 12:13 AM

Good one...that's gotta hurt.

06-22-2010, 07:29 PM	#1
dons2346 Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Move between WA and points south Contributor Posts: 1,415	A Drunk in the Bathroom A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom. A few minutes later, a loud,blood curdling scream is heard coming from the bathroom. A few minutes after that, another loud scream reverberates through the bar. The bartender goes into the bathroom to investigate why the drunk is screaming. What's all the screaming about in there?" he yells. "You're scaring my customers!" "I'm just sitting here on the toilet," slurs the drunk, "and every time I try to flush, something comes up and squeezes the hell out of my cahones." The bartender opens the door, looks in, and says, "You idiot! You're sitting on the mop bucket!" __________________ "A strong body makes the mind strong. As to the species of exercises, I advise the gun. While this gives moderate exercise to the body, it gives boldness, enterprise and independence to the mind. Games played with the ball, and others of that nature, are too violent for the body and stamp no character on the mind. Let your gun therefore be your constant companion of your walks." --Thomas Jefferson, letter to Peter Carr, 1785 -->

06-22-2010, 07:32 PM	#2
woolleyworm TFF Moderator/Host Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: SW Fort Worth Contributor Posts: 4,885	Re: A Drunk in the Bathroom OUCH !!! __________________ . What are you gonna do, talk the alien to death? -- (on Sigourney Weaver's worry about Guns in Aliens) "Safety is something that happens between your ears, not something you hold in your hands." "I carry a small gun to compensate for my huge Blue press." .

06-25-2010, 04:34 PM	#3
Old Grump Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Little hut in the woods near Blue River Wisconsin Posts: 2,291	Re: A Drunk in the Bathroom Some people will do anything for a cheap thrill. __________________ "When once a republic is corrupted, there is no possibility of remedying any of the growing evils but by removing the corruption and restoring its lost principles; every other correction is either useless or a new evil."~~- Thomas Jefferson Roman Catholic, Life Member of American Legion, VFW, Wisconsin Libertarian party, Wi-FORCE, WGO, NRA, JPFO, GOA, SAFand CCRKBA

06-27-2010, 12:13 AM	#4
Zane71464 Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Ohio NRA Member Contributor Posts: 5,371	Re: A Drunk in the Bathroom Good one...that's gotta hurt. __________________ Two Words; "Simple Man", song by Charlie Daniels sums up my thoughts on a "few things"!