The Old Man and the Banker.... - The Firearms Forum

Shizamus · 05-21-2003, 11:04 AM

The Old Man & The Banker,,,,,
A crusty old man walks into a bank and says to the woman at
the teller window. " I want to open a damn checking account."
The astonished woman replies, "I beg your pardon, sir. I must
have misunderstood you. What did you say?"

"Listen up, dammit. I said I want to open a damn checking
account, right now!'

"I'm very sorry sir, but that kind of language is not tolerated
in this bank." she replied.

The teller leaves the window and goes over to the bank
manager to inform him of the situation. The manager agrees that
the teller does not have to listen to that kind of foul language.
They both return to the window and the manager asks the old
geezer,
"Sir, what seems to be the problem here?"

"There is no damn problem," the man says. "I just won $50
million bucks in the damn lottery and I want to open a damn checking
account in this damn bank."

"I see," says the manager, "and this bitch is giving you a hard
time?"

05-21-2003, 04:57 PM

Dat be a good'un!!

inplanotx · 05-22-2003, 01:39 PM

A Keeper!

IShootBack · 05-22-2003, 05:56 PM

Heh, Heh, Heh...

05-21-2003, 11:04 AM	#1
Shizamus Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Vermont Posts: 891	The Old Man and the Banker.... The Old Man & The Banker,,,,, A crusty old man walks into a bank and says to the woman at the teller window. " I want to open a damn checking account." The astonished woman replies, "I beg your pardon, sir. I must have misunderstood you. What did you say?" "Listen up, dammit. I said I want to open a damn checking account, right now!' "I'm very sorry sir, but that kind of language is not tolerated in this bank." she replied. The teller leaves the window and goes over to the bank manager to inform him of the situation. The manager agrees that the teller does not have to listen to that kind of foul language. They both return to the window and the manager asks the old geezer, "Sir, what seems to be the problem here?" "There is no damn problem," the man says. "I just won $50 million bucks in the damn lottery and I want to open a damn checking account in this damn bank." "I see," says the manager, "and this bitch is giving you a hard time?" -->

05-22-2003, 05:56 PM	#4
IShootBack Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Virginia Posts: 2,306	Heh, Heh, Heh... __________________ "The Lord is a warrior, the Lord is his name." Exodus15:3

05-21-2003, 04:57 PM	#2
Guest Adnanced Senior Member Posts: n/a	Dat be a good'un!!

05-22-2003, 01:39 PM	#3
inplanotx Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Texas Posts: 8,897	A Keeper!