The only problem with putting all the lawyers on an island is: what would you use to keep them from just swimming off. Sharks wouldn't work...professional courtesy, doncha know.
Also, you would have to segregate them, males and females, so's they wouldn't breed. Can you imagine an island overrun with them critters. <SHUDDER
How would you ever get anyone to feed them? I sure wouldn't want to set foot on any such island. Talk about hazardous duty.
Of course, it will never happen. You would never
be able to get the EPA to pass on it.