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358 winchester · 03-29-2006, 04:00 AM

This guy was watching TV as his wife was out cutting the grass during the hot summer. He finally worked up the energy and went out to ask his wife what was for supper.

Well, his old lady was quite irritated about him sitting in the air conditioned house all day while she did all the work, so she scolded him. "Think of me as dead!"

So he went back in the house and fixed himself a big steak, potatoes and iced tea.

She walked in about the time he was finishing up and asked him, "You fixed something to eat? Where is mine?"

"Huh? I thought you were dead."

inplanotx · 03-29-2006, 07:44 AM

SouthernMoss · 03-29-2006, 01:11 PM

Now HE's dead!

Deputy Dawg · 03-29-2006, 03:33 PM

Bruce FLinch · 03-29-2006, 10:53 PM

Hope it was a sloooow death!

southernshooter · 03-29-2006, 10:56 PM

Break out the sleeper sofa. Cause he is on the couch tonight, poor man.

03-29-2006, 04:00 AM	#1
358 winchester TFF Admin Staff Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Pensacola Fl. area Posts: 7,335	dead This guy was watching TV as his wife was out cutting the grass during the hot summer. He finally worked up the energy and went out to ask his wife what was for supper. Well, his old lady was quite irritated about him sitting in the air conditioned house all day while she did all the work, so she scolded him. "Think of me as dead!" So he went back in the house and fixed himself a big steak, potatoes and iced tea. She walked in about the time he was finishing up and asked him, "You fixed something to eat? Where is mine?" "Huh? I thought you were dead." __________________ Administrator & Owner RangeDay.com Proud, White, Heterosexual, Gun Owning, Southern American, Christian. Any question about where I stand? -->

03-29-2006, 07:44 AM	#2
inplanotx Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Texas Posts: 8,897	Re: dead __________________

03-29-2006, 01:11 PM	#3
SouthernMoss Admin Tech Staff Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: SW MS Contributor Posts: 10,651	Re: dead Now HE's dead! __________________ My Second protects your First "I declare to you that woman must not depend upon the protection of man, but must be taught to protect herself, and there I take my stand." - Susan B Anthony

03-29-2006, 03:33 PM	#4
Deputy Dawg Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Central Texas Gulf Coast Posts: 2,229	Re: dead __________________ LOCK and LOAD................................... GOD, GUNS,GUTS the three that keep us FREE!!!!

03-29-2006, 10:53 PM	#5
Bruce FLinch Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Bay Point, Kali..aka Gun Point Posts: 5,016	Re: dead Hope it was a sloooow death! __________________ A bad day @ the Range, is better than a good day @ work.

03-29-2006, 10:56 PM	#6
southernshooter Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Deep South Mississippi Posts: 5,943	Re: dead Break out the sleeper sofa. Cause he is on the couch tonight, poor man. __________________ Only you can see this