Leaving the forums... - The Firearms Forum

Crpdeth · 03-31-2007, 12:35 PM

Friends

This is a sad day for me, but due to situations beyond my control I am being forced to get rid of my computer. I just want everyone to know that I consider you ALL an extension of my family and I love you to death.

*sigh*

I guess I should explain a little bit of whats going on...

I'm writing from the library because there was a domestic thing at my home and the Police took my computer, after scrutinizing it for two days they concluded that the vast amount of hours that I spend on firearms/survival research was unhealthy, stating in the report that I am "borderline psycho" akin to a time bomb waiting to go off.

In reality I'm not even supposed to be on the library computers, but I DO have a Twin...Small blessings I suppose.

I guess in signing off here I should say one last thing, although I'm not quite sure how it will be recieved....

APRIL FOOLS!!!!!!

ROFL.......Sorry I'm a day early, but then, I honestly wont be around a computer tomorrow.

Not getting rid of me that easily!

Crpdeth

Pistolenschutze · 03-31-2007, 01:00 PM

Donny, you really had me going there for a minute!!!!

Do you hand out nitroglycerine tablets with your jokes?

catfish83861 · 03-31-2007, 01:55 PM

Donny, I'm gonna hafta hurt ya boy. Better yet when I send ya some Elk pepperstick I may just lace them with some cascara tea

??? Check to see what cascara is used for my friend

. Joke might just be on you yet. PAYBACKS CAN BE A _ _ _ _ _.

later you dog you. catfish

williamd · 03-31-2007, 02:03 PM

Well, aren't we all at times. You caused it this time!

Marlin T · 03-31-2007, 03:28 PM

You suck

Thats not funny because it is totally within the possible and has happened before to people that I know.

But good one to say the least. Glad your not going anywhere.

crims40 · 03-31-2007, 07:23 PM

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armedandsafe · 03-31-2007, 07:34 PM

Donny, PM me your physical address, will you, please. I have Summers off, while school is out and I'd LOVE to pay you a visit. I'll show you some alternate uses for a tire-thumper.

Pops

Bruce FLinch · 03-31-2007, 09:20 PM

BUTTHEAD!

You got me!

DWARREN123 · 03-31-2007, 09:30 PM

Good'un

johnston3407 · 03-31-2007, 09:41 PM

That's a good one allright, but my calendar says it's still March.

pickenup · 03-31-2007, 09:54 PM

Sorry, I didn't get it.

I thought the police were RIGHT.
I was shaking my head up and down.
Yup, yup, I could see that happening with him.
He IS a "borderline psycho" if I ever saw one.
The world would be safer if you did NOT have a computer.
I already had eyes on your job here.

Then I read the rest of it.

glocknut · 03-31-2007, 09:57 PM

As Beavis and Butthead would say....YOU FARTKNOCKER !!!!!!!!!!!

mike
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pickenup · 03-31-2007, 09:57 PM

Oh........and.........RIGHT BACK AT YA.

Don't even THINK about leaving.
How would we get updated pictures???
Speaking of which.........

Had not even thought about the date for tomorrow.
At least now, I'll take everything with a grain of salt tomorrow, until proven otherwise. Thanks for the warning.

durk · 03-31-2007, 11:33 PM

Dang! I started looking at how many post you had and then thinking maybe I should maybe lay off the puter a little bit!

Then realized I had been had!

All in good fun!!

berto64 · 03-31-2007, 11:50 PM

There are words for people like you, I just can't use them here!

BTW; Tomorrow is my brother's 60 something birthday. 63 I think.

I'm gonna call him at about 4 AM to wish him April Fool's.

Lead Lobber · 04-01-2007, 12:59 AM

Crpdeth- Donny (my name's Greg) - the rage that started boiling while reading your post almost made me put my socks on - you fooled me completely

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April, May, and so on to you too - you fooled us big time!

LL

Pistolenschutze · 04-01-2007, 01:11 AM

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Originally Posted by pickenup

Yup, yup, I could see that happening with him.
He IS a "borderline psycho" if I ever saw one.

But Pick, Donny is one of the staff. I thought being "around the bend" was one of the prime requirements for the job. They're coming to take me away, ha ha, they're coming to take me away!

358 winchester · 04-01-2007, 02:29 AM

I have to say that it wasn't flying with me I got to the part about the DOMESTIC and I saw an April fools coming. I have read enough of your post to know there isn't any thing Domestic about you .

Now if I had read it yesterday I may have been fooled

rosierita · 04-01-2007, 08:26 AM

White Hawk · 04-01-2007, 08:56 AM

Dang, my first "snooker" of the day...

Ursus · 04-01-2007, 10:01 AM

Good one!!!!!

Crpdeth · 04-01-2007, 04:37 PM

ROTF

Okay, so I got home early, but Johnston, I DID leave the disclaimer that I would be out of town on April first

Man! If I knew that I would get so much attention with my little joke, I would have done this a long time ago! I love attention!

You guys are great.

Signing off from Rikers Isle

Crpdeth

Pistolenschutze · 04-01-2007, 05:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crpdeth

Signing off from Rikers Isle

After that one, Donny, I think Huntsville would be more appropriate.

Marlin · 04-01-2007, 05:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Pistolenschutze

After that one, Donny, I think Huntsville would be more appropriate.

Now, now, Pistol, It warn't dat bad !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL

03-31-2007, 12:35 PM	#1
Crpdeth Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Location: Location Contributor Posts: 8,247	Leaving the forums... Friends This is a sad day for me, but due to situations beyond my control I am being forced to get rid of my computer. I just want everyone to know that I consider you ALL an extension of my family and I love you to death. sigh I guess I should explain a little bit of whats going on... I'm writing from the library because there was a domestic thing at my home and the Police took my computer, after scrutinizing it for two days they concluded that the vast amount of hours that I spend on firearms/survival research was unhealthy, stating in the report that I am "borderline psycho" akin to a time bomb waiting to go off. In reality I'm not even supposed to be on the library computers, but I DO have a Twin...Small blessings I suppose. I guess in signing off here I should say one last thing, although I'm not quite sure how it will be recieved.... APRIL FOOLS!!!!!! ROFL.......Sorry I'm a day early, but then, I honestly wont be around a computer tomorrow. Not getting rid of me that easily! Crpdeth __________________ Our greatest pretenses are built up not to hide the evil and the ugly in us, but our emptiness. The hardest thing to hide is something that is not there. ~Eric Hoffer -->

03-31-2007, 01:00 PM	#2
Pistolenschutze Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Colorado Posts: 13,094	Re: Leaving the forums... Donny, you really had me going there for a minute!!!! Do you hand out nitroglycerine tablets with your jokes? __________________ --Pistolenschutze (Pistol Shooter)

03-31-2007, 01:55 PM	#3
catfish83861 Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: North Idaho Posts: 2,019	Re: Leaving the forums... Donny, I'm gonna hafta hurt ya boy. Better yet when I send ya some Elk pepperstick I may just lace them with some cascara tea ??? Check to see what cascara is used for my friend . Joke might just be on you yet. PAYBACKS CAN BE A _ _ _ _ _. later you dog you. catfish

03-31-2007, 02:03 PM	#4
williamd Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: SoCal Posts: 772	Re: Leaving the forums... Well, aren't we all at times. You caused it this time! __________________ "Outlaw guns and only outlaws will have guns!" But, we are moving that direction. NRA Benefactor, Vet VN '64-'65 Never sell a gun or a car and you can retire right!!

03-31-2007, 03:28 PM	#5
Marlin T Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: New Mexico Posts: 7,857	Re: Leaving the forums... You suck Thats not funny because it is totally within the possible and has happened before to people that I know. But good one to say the least. Glad your not going anywhere. __________________ "But the simple truth--born of experience--is that tyranny thrives best where government need not fear the wrath of an armed people." Judge Alex Kozinski - United States Court of Appeals for the Ninth Circuit It is the duty of the patriot to protect his country from its government. - Thomas Paine Did you read todays GOOD shooting? >>>KEEPANDBEARARMS.COM <<<

03-31-2007, 07:23 PM	#6
crims40 V.I.P. Member Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Yuma, Arizona Posts: 197	Re: Leaving the forums... I can only say..... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .what a FART!! I've been totally had......

03-31-2007, 07:34 PM	#7
armedandsafe Former Guest Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Moses Lake, WA Posts: 10,344	Re: Leaving the forums... Donny, PM me your physical address, will you, please. I have Summers off, while school is out and I'd LOVE to pay you a visit. I'll show you some alternate uses for a tire-thumper. Pops

03-31-2007, 09:20 PM	#8
Bruce FLinch Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Bay Point, Kali..aka Gun Point Posts: 5,016	Re: Leaving the forums... BUTTHEAD! You got me! __________________ A bad day @ the Range, is better than a good day @ work.

03-31-2007, 09:30 PM	#9
DWARREN123 Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: BETWEEN TN & KY Posts: 764	Re: Leaving the forums... Good'un __________________ Have a nice day!

03-31-2007, 09:41 PM	#10
johnston3407 Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: South Coast of Mississippi Posts: 592	Re: Leaving the forums... That's a good one allright, but my calendar says it's still March.

03-31-2007, 09:54 PM	#11
pickenup Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Colorado Rocky Mountains Posts: 6,838	Re: Leaving the forums... Sorry, I didn't get it. I thought the police were RIGHT. I was shaking my head up and down. Yup, yup, I could see that happening with him. He IS a "borderline psycho" if I ever saw one. The world would be safer if you did NOT have a computer. I already had eyes on your job here. Then I read the rest of it. __________________ The gene pool needs chlorine

03-31-2007, 09:57 PM	#12
glocknut Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: THE FORUM MASCOTT... Posts: 12,482	Re: Leaving the forums... As Beavis and Butthead would say....YOU FARTKNOCKER !!!!!!!!!!! mike gn __________________ Where O where are you tonight? Why have you gone and left me alone? I searched to world over and a thought i found true love... You met another and PTThhh you were gone....

03-31-2007, 09:57 PM	#13
pickenup Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Colorado Rocky Mountains Posts: 6,838	Re: Leaving the forums... Oh........and.........RIGHT BACK AT YA. Don't even THINK about leaving. How would we get updated pictures??? Speaking of which......... Had not even thought about the date for tomorrow. At least now, I'll take everything with a grain of salt tomorrow, until proven otherwise. Thanks for the warning. __________________ The gene pool needs chlorine

03-31-2007, 11:33 PM	#14
durk Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Oklahoma Posts: 2,026	Re: Leaving the forums... Dang! I started looking at how many post you had and then thinking maybe I should maybe lay off the puter a little bit! Then realized I had been had! All in good fun!! __________________ Durk

03-31-2007, 11:50 PM	#15
berto64 VMBB Admin Staff Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Owyhee County, Idaho Contributor Posts: 7,388	Re: Leaving the forums... There are words for people like you, I just can't use them here! BTW; Tomorrow is my brother's 60 something birthday. 63 I think. I'm gonna call him at about 4 AM to wish him April Fool's. __________________ Be who you are & say what you will, Those that matter won't mind and those that mind don't matter. I'm a bitter clinger, One Nation Under God.

04-01-2007, 12:59 AM	#16
Lead Lobber Former Guest Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Central California coastal area Posts: 965	Re: Leaving the forums... Crpdeth- Donny (my name's Greg) - the rage that started boiling while reading your post almost made me put my socks on - you fooled me completely . April, May, and so on to you too - you fooled us big time! LL Last edited by Lead Lobber; 04-01-2007 at 01:01 AM..

04-01-2007, 02:29 AM	#18
358 winchester TFF Admin Staff Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Pensacola Fl. area Posts: 7,335	Re: Leaving the forums... I have to say that it wasn't flying with me I got to the part about the DOMESTIC and I saw an April fools coming. I have read enough of your post to know there isn't any thing Domestic about you . Now if I had read it yesterday I may have been fooled __________________ Administrator & Owner RangeDay.com Proud, White, Heterosexual, Gun Owning, Southern American, Christian. Any question about where I stand?

04-01-2007, 08:26 AM	#19
rosierita Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: South Carolina Posts: 5,218	Re: Leaving the forums... __________________

04-01-2007, 08:56 AM	#20
White Hawk V.I.P. Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 458	Re: Leaving the forums... Dang, my first "snooker" of the day... __________________ Remember the good old days, when everything said "Made In Japan" on it?

04-01-2007, 10:01 AM	#21
Ursus Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: El Salvador, Central America. Posts: 1,030	Re: Leaving the forums... Good one!!!!! __________________ SI VIS PACEM, PARABELLUM.

04-01-2007, 04:37 PM	#22
Crpdeth Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Location: Location Contributor Posts: 8,247	Re: Leaving the forums... ROTF Okay, so I got home early, but Johnston, I DID leave the disclaimer that I would be out of town on April first Man! If I knew that I would get so much attention with my little joke, I would have done this a long time ago! I love attention! You guys are great. Signing off from Rikers Isle Crpdeth __________________ Our greatest pretenses are built up not to hide the evil and the ugly in us, but our emptiness. The hardest thing to hide is something that is not there. ~Eric Hoffer