YEAH BUCKO, THAT'LL WORK!!! - The Firearms Forum

rooter · 07-29-2009, 04:30 AM

While discussing the upcoming Universal Health Care Program with my friend the other day, I think we found the solution. I am sure you have heard the ideas that if you're a senior you need to suck it up and give up the idea that you need any health care. A new hip?
Unheard of. We simply can't afford to take care of you any more.
You don't need any medications for your high blood pressure, diabetes,
heart problems, etc. Let's take care of the young people. After all,
they will be ruling the world very soon.
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So, here is the solution. When you turn 70, you get a gun and 4
bullets. You are allowed to shoot 2 senators and 2 congressmen.

Of course, you will be sent to prison where you will get 3 meals a day, a roof over your head and all the health care you need! New teeth, great! Need glasses, no problem! New hip, knee, kidney, lung, heart? Well bring it on.
And who will be paying for all of this? The same government that just told you that you are too old for health care. And, since you are a prisoner, you don't have to pay any income tax. And if we all do our part, we can end up in the same prison and have one hell of a social life. I really think we have found a Perfect Solution!

Insulation Tim · 07-29-2009, 05:37 AM

Bravo...

carver · 07-29-2009, 06:50 AM

I want more bullets, and more choices!

07-29-2009, 04:30 AM	#1
rooter VMBB Senior Chief Of Staff Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Marty Robbins old hometown, Glendale Arizona--a suburb of Phoenix. Contributor Posts: 9,271	YEAH BUCKO, THAT'LL WORK!!! While discussing the upcoming Universal Health Care Program with my friend the other day, I think we found the solution. I am sure you have heard the ideas that if you're a senior you need to suck it up and give up the idea that you need any health care. A new hip? Unheard of. We simply can't afford to take care of you any more. You don't need any medications for your high blood pressure, diabetes, heart problems, etc. Let's take care of the young people. After all, they will be ruling the world very soon. - So, here is the solution. When you turn 70, you get a gun and 4 bullets. You are allowed to shoot 2 senators and 2 congressmen. Of course, you will be sent to prison where you will get 3 meals a day, a roof over your head and all the health care you need! New teeth, great! Need glasses, no problem! New hip, knee, kidney, lung, heart? Well bring it on. And who will be paying for all of this? The same government that just told you that you are too old for health care. And, since you are a prisoner, you don't have to pay any income tax. And if we all do our part, we can end up in the same prison and have one hell of a social life. I really think we have found a Perfect Solution! __________________ -->

07-29-2009, 05:37 AM	#2
Insulation Tim Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Ohio Contributor Posts: 2,298	Re: YEAH BUCKO, THAT'LL WORK!!! Bravo... __________________ Tim *"Remember the Ark was built by amateurs....Professionals built the Titanic"*

07-29-2009, 06:50 AM	#3
carver TFF Moderator/Host Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: DAV, Deep in the Pineywoods of East Texas, just west of Shreveport, LA Contributor Posts: 11,280	Re: YEAH BUCKO, THAT'LL WORK!!! I want more bullets, and more choices! __________________ Y'all be safe now, ya hear! Lamentations Chapter 5: 1. Remember, O LORD, what is come upon us: consider, and behold our reproach. 2. Our inheritance is turned to strangers, our houses to aliens. 3. We are orphans and fatherless, our mothers [are] as widows. 5. Our necks [are] under persecution: we labour, [and] have no rest. 16. The crown is fallen [from] our head: woe unto us, that we have sinned! 21. Turn thou us unto thee, O LORD, and we shall be turned; renew our days as of old. Last edited by carver; 07-29-2009 at 06:51 AM..