The first time - The Firearms Forum

cycloneman · 12-02-2009, 09:22 AM

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night to meet, and have a dinner with her parents.

Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time.

The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack.

The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.

That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. 'Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!'

The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated.
The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and t he boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down.

10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, 'I had no idea you were this religious.'

The boy turns, and whispers back, 'I had no idea your father was a pharmacist.'

pinecone70 · 12-02-2009, 09:29 AM

red14 · 12-02-2009, 09:48 AM

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Originally Posted by pinecone70

HA!!

I hate when that happens.

dianalv · 12-02-2009, 09:56 AM

Uh oh.

Insulation Tim · 12-02-2009, 10:22 AM

I was a Pharmacist and that's why we only had boys.

red14 · 12-02-2009, 11:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Insulation Tim

I was a Pharmacist and that's why we only had boys.

Must be some good drugs.

Lori Mick · 12-02-2009, 11:18 AM

hmmmm....was that a true story?

Mr. Nameless · 12-02-2009, 09:06 PM

I almost cried reading that

12-02-2009, 09:22 AM	#1
cycloneman Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Louisiana Posts: 7,406	The first time A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night to meet, and have a dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time. The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all. That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. 'Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!' The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and t he boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down. 10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, 'I had no idea you were this religious.' The boy turns, and whispers back, 'I had no idea your father was a pharmacist.' __________________ Who are you going to serve today? -->

12-02-2009, 09:29 AM	#2
pinecone70 Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Minnesota Gal! Posts: 4,730	Re: The first time HA!! __________________ _____________________________________________ "Miss Scarlet, in the library...with a revolver...."

12-02-2009, 09:56 AM	#4
dianalv Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Las Vegas, Nevada Posts: 1,160	Re: The first time Uh oh.

12-02-2009, 10:22 AM	#5
Insulation Tim Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Ohio Contributor Posts: 2,298	Re: The first time I was a Pharmacist and that's why we only had boys. __________________ Tim *"Remember the Ark was built by amateurs....Professionals built the Titanic"*

12-02-2009, 11:18 AM	#7
Lori Mick Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Stuck in Upstate NY for a while Posts: 2,374	Re: The first time hmmmm....was that a true story? __________________ It's a Brand New Day! Make it an awesome one! "No one outside myself can rule me inwardly. Knowing this I become wholly free."

12-02-2009, 09:06 PM	#8
Mr. Nameless Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Coast of N.C. Posts: 1,264	Re: The first time I almost cried reading that __________________ Signed ~BMP Two classifications of terrorist dead and not dead enough