Mrs. Johnson decided to have her own portrait painted by a very famous
She told the artist, "Paint me with 3- carat diamond earrings, a
diamond necklace, glimmering emerald bracelets, and a beautiful red
"But ma'am, you are not wearing any of those things."
"I know," said Mrs. Johnson. "My health is not good and my
having an affair with his secretary.
When I die I'm sure he will marry her, and I want the bitch to
looking for the jewelry..."
Be who you are & say what you will,
Those that matter won't mind and those that mind don't matter.
I'm a bitter clinger, One Nation Under God.