Cant beat them ol gals

[ibtrukn]

There was a preacher whose wife was expecting a baby.
The preacher went to the congregation and asked for a raise.
After much consideration and discussion, they passed a rule
that whenever the preacher's family expanded, so would his
paycheck.

After 6 children, this started to get expensive and the
congregation decided to hold another meeting to discuss the
preacher's
salary.

There was much yelling and bickering about how much the
clergyman's additional children were costing the church. Finally,
the preacher got up and spoke to the crowd, "Having children is
an act of God!"

Silence fell on the congregation.

In the back of the room, a little old lady stood up and in her
frail voice said, "Snow and rain are also acts of God, but when
we get too much, we wear rubbers.