Smart Lad...

The LawII
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(7/20/02 11:11:22 am)
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Goes to show what little boys are up to!!


"Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with
a loose woman."

The priest asks, "Is that you, little Tommy
Toughness?"

"Yes, Father, it is."

"And, who was the woman you were with?"

"Sure and I can't be telling you, Father. I don't want
to ruin her reputation."

"Well, Tommy, I'm sure to find out sooner or later, so
you may as well tell me now. Was it Brenda O'Malley?"

"I cannot say."

"Was it Patricia Kelly?"

"I'll never tell."

"Was it Liz Shannon?"

"I'm sorry, but I can't name her."

"Was it Cathy Morgan?"

"My lips are sealed."

"Was it Fiona McDonald, then?"

"Please, Father, I cannot tell you."

The priest sighs in frustration. "You're a steadfast
lad, Tommy Shaughnessy, and I admire that. But you've
sinned, and you must atone. You cannot attend church
for three months. Be off with you now."

Tommy walks back to his pew.
His friend Sean slides over and whispers, "What'd you
get?"

"Three month's vacation and five good leads," says
Tommy.



elzorro
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(7/20/02 2:27:49 pm)
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Oh me... that's a good one!!! I almost choked on my gubment cheeze!!!

Different name
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(7/21/02 12:14:10 pm)
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Didja say? 14 Acts of Prostitution???? And, four "failed to marrys"?
Charlie D ;(