A democrat for five minutes.... - The Firearms Forum

berto64 · 03-20-2009, 09:32 PM

A Democrat for Five Minutes

I was driving from Wheeler to Colfax the other day

when a tire blew out. Checking my spare, I found that it too was flat.

My only option was to flag down a passing motorist and get a ride to
the next town.

The first vehicle to stop was an old man in Ford Explorer with union decals all over it.

He yelled out the window, "Need a lift?"

"Yes, I sure do," I replied.

"You a Republican or Democrat," asked the old man.

" Republican," I replied.

"Well, you can just go to Hell," yelled the old man as he sped off.

Another grubby looking guy in a Chevy pickup with a bent front wheel stopped, rolled down the window, and asked me the same question.

Again, I gave the same answer, " Republican." The driver gave me the
finger and drove off. I thought it over and decided that maybe I should change my strategy, since this area seemed to be overly
political and there appeared to be few Republicans.

The next car to stop was a red convertible driven by a beautiful blonde. She smiled seductively and asked if I was a Republican or Democrat.

"Democrat!" I shouted..

"Hop in!" replied the blonde.

Driving down the road, I couldn't help but stare at the gorgeous woman in the seat next to me, the wind blowing through her hair, perfect breasts, and a short skirt that continued to ride higher and higher up her thighs. Finally, I yelled, "Please stop the car."

She immediately slammed on the brakes and as soon as the car stopped, I jumped out. "What's the matter?" she asked.

"I can't take it anymore," I replied. "I've only been a Democrat for five minutes and already I want to screw somebody."

johnlives4christ · 03-20-2009, 09:35 PM

OH thats a good one LOL

Xaiver56 · 03-20-2009, 11:50 PM

LOL!!!!

03-20-2009, 09:32 PM	#1
berto64 VMBB Admin Staff Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Owyhee County, Idaho Contributor Posts: 7,388	A democrat for five minutes.... A Democrat for Five Minutes I was driving from Wheeler to Colfax the other day when a tire blew out. Checking my spare, I found that it too was flat. My only option was to flag down a passing motorist and get a ride to the next town. The first vehicle to stop was an old man in Ford Explorer with union decals all over it. He yelled out the window, "Need a lift?" "Yes, I sure do," I replied. "You a Republican or Democrat," asked the old man. " Republican," I replied. "Well, you can just go to Hell," yelled the old man as he sped off. Another grubby looking guy in a Chevy pickup with a bent front wheel stopped, rolled down the window, and asked me the same question. Again, I gave the same answer, " Republican." The driver gave me the finger and drove off. I thought it over and decided that maybe I should change my strategy, since this area seemed to be overly political and there appeared to be few Republicans. The next car to stop was a red convertible driven by a beautiful blonde. She smiled seductively and asked if I was a Republican or Democrat. "Democrat!" I shouted.. "Hop in!" replied the blonde. Driving down the road, I couldn't help but stare at the gorgeous woman in the seat next to me, the wind blowing through her hair, perfect breasts, and a short skirt that continued to ride higher and higher up her thighs. Finally, I yelled, "Please stop the car." She immediately slammed on the brakes and as soon as the car stopped, I jumped out. "What's the matter?" she asked. "I can't take it anymore," I replied. "I've only been a Democrat for five minutes and already I want to screw somebody." __________________ Be who you are & say what you will, Those that matter won't mind and those that mind don't matter. I'm a bitter clinger, One Nation Under God. -->

03-20-2009, 09:35 PM	#2
johnlives4christ Former Guest Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Kentucky Posts: 3,828	Re: A democrat for five minutes.... OH thats a good one LOL

03-20-2009, 11:50 PM	#3
Xaiver56 Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Grand Prairie, TX Posts: 526	Re: A democrat for five minutes.... LOL!!!! __________________ NRA Member GOA Member "Government's view on the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it" --Ronald Reagan “The United States leads the world in too many areas for us to start imitating those who are trailing behind.” --Thomas Sowell