Mystery woman - The Firearms Forum

berto64 · 10-18-2007, 09:29 PM

Mystery Woman

A couple lived near the ocean and used to walk the beach a lot. One summer they noticed a girl who was at the beach pretty much every day. She wasn't unusual, nor was the travel bag she carried, except for one thing; she would approach people who were sitting on the beach, glance around furtively, then speak to them.

Generally the people would respond negatively and she would wander off, but occasionally someone would nod and there would be a quick exchange of money and something she carried in her bag.

The couple assumed she was selling drugs, and debated calling the Cops, but since they didn't know for sure they ; just continued to watch her.

After a couple of weeks the wife said, 'Honey, have you ever noticed that she only goes up to people with boom boxes and other electronic devices?'

He had noticed, and said so.

Then she said, 'Tomorrow I want you to get a towel and our big radio and go lie out on the beach. Then we can find out what she's really doing.'

Well, the plan went off without a hitch and the wife was almost hopping up and down with anticipation when she saw the girl talk to her husband and then leave.

The man walked up the beach and met his wife at the road.

Well, is she selling drugs?' she asked excitedly.

'No, she's not,' he said, enjoying this probably more than he should have.

' Well, what is it, then? What does she do?' his wife fairly shrieked.

The man grinned and said, 'Her name is Sally, and she's a battery salesperson.'

'Batteries?' cried the wife.

'Yes,' he replied.

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She sells C cells by the seashore.

Oneida Steve · 10-19-2007, 08:16 AM

Ouch !

Pistolenschutze · 10-19-2007, 08:22 AM

Berto, I heard the last one who did a pun that bad ended up as a tunnel rat in Chu Lai.

inplanotx · 10-19-2007, 09:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Pistolenschutze

Berto, I heard the last one who did a pun that bad ended up as a tunnel rat in Chu Lai.

Yep, watchin Bob Hope and Ann Margaret!

swabjocky · 10-19-2007, 09:29 AM

I just had to check the boards before my morning coffee. Just had to do it. I don't know why, just did. And this is the first one I read. OI~!!

10-18-2007, 09:29 PM	#1
berto64 VMBB Admin Staff Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Owyhee County, Idaho Contributor Posts: 7,394	Mystery woman Mystery Woman A couple lived near the ocean and used to walk the beach a lot. One summer they noticed a girl who was at the beach pretty much every day. She wasn't unusual, nor was the travel bag she carried, except for one thing; she would approach people who were sitting on the beach, glance around furtively, then speak to them. Generally the people would respond negatively and she would wander off, but occasionally someone would nod and there would be a quick exchange of money and something she carried in her bag. The couple assumed she was selling drugs, and debated calling the Cops, but since they didn't know for sure they ; just continued to watch her. After a couple of weeks the wife said, 'Honey, have you ever noticed that she only goes up to people with boom boxes and other electronic devices?' He had noticed, and said so. Then she said, 'Tomorrow I want you to get a towel and our big radio and go lie out on the beach. Then we can find out what she's really doing.' Well, the plan went off without a hitch and the wife was almost hopping up and down with anticipation when she saw the girl talk to her husband and then leave. The man walked up the beach and met his wife at the road. Well, is she selling drugs?' she asked excitedly. 'No, she's not,' he said, enjoying this probably more than he should have. ' Well, what is it, then? What does she do?' his wife fairly shrieked. The man grinned and said, 'Her name is Sally, and she's a battery salesperson.' 'Batteries?' cried the wife. 'Yes,' he replied. SCROLL DOWN . (You're gonna hate me for this... Scroll down some more) A little bit more........... She sells C cells by the seashore. __________________ Be who you are & say what you will, Those that matter won't mind and those that mind don't matter. I'm a bitter clinger, One Nation Under God. -->

10-19-2007, 08:16 AM	#2
Oneida Steve Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Upstate NY Posts: 1,029	Re: Mystery woman Ouch !

10-19-2007, 08:22 AM	#3
Pistolenschutze Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Colorado Posts: 13,094	Re: Mystery woman Berto, I heard the last one who did a pun that bad ended up as a tunnel rat in Chu Lai. __________________ --Pistolenschutze (Pistol Shooter)

10-19-2007, 09:29 AM	#5
swabjocky V.I.P. Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 62	Re: Mystery woman I just had to check the boards before my morning coffee. Just had to do it. I don't know why, just did. And this is the first one I read. OI~!!