KEEP HIM AT HOME PLEEEEESE - The Firearms Forum

jack404 · 02-02-2010, 12:11 AM

http://www.news.com.au/world/us-pres...-1225825733407

Invited by the Indonesians

so why come here???

cant you keep him there??

sheeesh thanks a friggin lot

first try to dump the Gitmo mob on us

now Bo Bo himself!!!!!

folks thats not polite eh

cheers jack

artabr · 02-02-2010, 12:17 AM

You keep him!!!

Gee, I wonder if we can revoke his passport????

Art

jack404 · 02-02-2010, 01:10 AM

we may reject him based on character

using his presidency as the primary evidence

then you'll be stuck with it

artabr · 02-02-2010, 01:30 AM

Sadly so.

Art

Zane71464 · 02-02-2010, 01:53 AM

Jack my friend, (a little sales pitch here

) you all might just grow to like Little Barry!

1) He is still young and very impressionable, perhaps easily tought.

2) He bows to all without being told to do so,

3) So with those qualities, Little Barry could perhaps stand a better
chance with a fresh start, but he does come with luggage, and
you first will have to get him a proper passport, as no one seems
to know if he even has a passport!

topper · 02-02-2010, 07:55 AM

Jack, now you take Obobo, PLEASE. And keep him. Maybe you all down under can see what a crackpot he is.

cycloneman · 02-02-2010, 08:07 AM

why dont you take real good care of him while he is down there Jack. Maybe he will want to stay.

carver · 02-02-2010, 09:49 AM

Wouldn't it be nice if he got lost in the Out Back, really lost!

bcj1755 · 02-02-2010, 09:51 AM

Don't feel bad, we don't want him either

Uh oh, am I on one of Jackboot Janet's favorite persons lists now?

jack404 · 02-02-2010, 11:23 AM

OK on one condition

every body INCLUDING the SS,

turn thier back when he's here for at least 10 minutes when he does the zoo trip all the VIP's do

it'll take 4 minutes to get close enough to shove him in to the croc pen and another 4 mins to get back behind the barracades into the we love Bo Bo crowd and another couple for me to stop laughing.

cheers

jack

K1D_5150 · 02-02-2010, 11:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jack404

OK on one condition

every body INCLUDING the SS,

turn thier back when he's here for at least 10 minutes when he does the zoo trip all the VIP's do

it'll take 4 minutes to get close enough to shove him in to the croc pen and another 4 mins to get back behind the barracades into the we love Bo Bo crowd and another couple for me to stop laughing.

cheers

jack

I like how you think. I'll have you know that I had to stop rolling on the floor to reply to this post. Make sure you tape a piece of bloody steak to him first.

That is, if the Crocs will even touch him, they probably don't want him either. LOL!!

REISINGMOD50 · 02-02-2010, 11:40 AM

Obozo is after the aboriginal vote. ACORN will register them and they can mail their ballots in.

jack404 · 02-02-2010, 12:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by REISINGMOD50

Obozo is after the aboriginal vote. ACORN will register them and they can mail their ballots in.

check what happened last time US folks tryed pulling stuff like that with the Koori folks ,

5 locked up on assault and the US folks went home in bandages

Aboriginals aint that dumb
and very picky who they'll sign up with now

too many US mobs screwed over in the past

PETA boss called em "ignorant Rock Apes" needed a new PETA boss a few minutes after that one , the bloke who attacked him will be out in 2021.

all because they refused to support a PETA ban on hunting.

then tryed to pull a swifty ( scam) with signatures on documents that where faked

the bloke did not write and found out what they where doing so hit him (PETA rep) with a bottle in the court room

his only responce was that it was a waste of good rum.

they wont sign nothing without a legal reveiw and a lot of questions now

Trouble 45-70 · 02-02-2010, 01:52 PM

Hope he doesn't fowl up the ANZUS Treaty.

It would be wonderful if proof of his Indonesian Citizenship was produced. Hope the Muslims in Indonesia don't attack him. They have been busy burning churches and killing Christians. He is a Christian isn't he? He went to the Church of Jeremiah Wright right?

Hey Jack, Have enjoyed your informative posts. That Croc. project is going to get you visited. Those people don't have the same sense of humor as real people. Sure will miss you.

jack404 · 02-02-2010, 02:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trouble 45-70

Hope he doesn't fowl up the ANZUS Treaty.

It would be wonderful if proof of his Indonesian Citizenship was produced. Hope the Muslims in Indonesia don't attack him. They have been busy burning churches and killing Christians. He is a Christian isn't he? He went to the Church of Jeremiah Wright right?

Hey Jack, Have enjoyed your informative posts. That Croc. project is going to get you visited. Those people don't have the same sense of humor as real people. Sure will miss you.

thats ok, tell em to come armed ,

i could use the spares

if you aint been watching they have already been visiting

post something on 6 seperate sites

4 public ( inc. here) and 2 invite only

4 public ones same deal,

within a few hours of posting someone joins and trys to water the post down

all with double barreled 6 character names jimhog, maclee etc

all within a few hours of me posting, some within a hour....

all joined after i posted, ( fish market in a heat wave , savvy?)

on the Invite only SF's site someone demands to be able to post without proving thier cred's, gets told to P.O.

and on another private site a few half arsed hack attempts as the admin there wont even respond to membership requests, they invite only.

so let em come

they can help celebrate my birthday
( we are a day in front here its 7:17 am Feb 3rd)

some AR's would be a great present or do they use sub guns??

either way i could use some more gat's

cheers eh

jack

45nut · 02-02-2010, 03:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jack404

thats ok, tell em to come armed ,

i could use the spares

so let em come

they can help celebrate my birthday
( we are a day in front here its 7:17 am Feb 3rd)

some AR's would be a great present or do they use sub guns??

either way i could use some more gat's

cheers eh

jack

Ah mate, I can tell they still grow men down under.

Good to know we're not the only ones willing and able.

Rneck · 02-04-2010, 06:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jack404

OK on one condition

every body INCLUDING the SS,

turn thier back when he's here for at least 10 minutes when he does the zoo trip all the VIP's do

it'll take 4 minutes to get close enough to shove him in to the croc pen and another 4 mins to get back behind the barracades into the we love Bo Bo crowd and another couple for me to stop laughing.

cheers

jack

even a croc can't swallow that crap

Carne Frio · 02-04-2010, 10:16 PM

Am afraid we are stuck with him until..........well here is a countdown clock:

http://tizona.wordpress.com/obama-countdown-clock/

Trouble 45-70 · 02-05-2010, 01:35 PM

Jack I would love for you to be able to add to your collection. Kind of puts me in mind of a movie with an Australian actor I saw a few years ago.

Good hunting.

jack404 · 02-05-2010, 02:46 PM

never been a trophy hunter, eh

food and pest control is my thing

red14 · 02-05-2010, 04:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jack404

never been a trophy hunter, eh

food and pest control is my thing

That was how our Indian fore fathers were.

guns4life · 02-05-2010, 04:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jack404

OK on one condition

every body INCLUDING the SS,

turn thier back when he's here for at least 10 minutes when he does the zoo trip all the VIP's do

it'll take 4 minutes to get close enough to shove him in to the croc pen and another 4 mins to get back behind the barracades into the we love Bo Bo crowd and another couple for me to stop laughing.
silly australian thought you would know better than anyone that crocs dont like dark meat. guns 4 life
cheers

jack

jack404 · 02-05-2010, 05:29 PM

Silly american

salties are terratorial (sp?)

they'll chew on anything that surprises em till it dont move no more

they'll attack branches swaying in the breeze

4WD's crossing creeks , anything that comes in uninvited, other crocs included

i'll try to find a movie of a 15 ft alu boat launched in the wrong spot

salty killed it, the motor, then went for the trailer, the two duffus's jumped on to the roof of thier car and stayed there till it went away. smartest thing they'd done all day i reckon

the steel trailer was a write off... the boat was not a boat but bits everywhere

a big splash in a small pool of a male salty is enough to get em riled up bad

'specially that time of year, ( late summer here )

unless its a lady croc , what ever lands will be chomped til it dont move

dont mess with salties they aint gators, and i would not mess with gators in mating season neither

perfect assasins eh

dark meat, white meat, timber , steel, it dont matter to a big male

just everyone point after

"the croc dun it!!"

besides he's too big for dingoes

cheers

jack

02-02-2010, 12:11 AM	#1
jack404 Former Guest Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Australia Contributor Posts: 17,622	KEEP HIM AT HOME PLEEEEESE http://www.news.com.au/world/us-pres...-1225825733407 Invited by the Indonesians so why come here??? cant you keep him there?? sheeesh thanks a friggin lot first try to dump the Gitmo mob on us now Bo Bo himself!!!!! folks thats not polite eh cheers jack -->

02-02-2010, 12:17 AM	#2
artabr Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: New Iberia, Louisiana Contributor Posts: 7,859	Re: KEEP HIM AT HOME PLEEEEESE You keep him!!! Gee, I wonder if we can revoke his passport???? Art __________________ God and the soldier we like adore, In times of trouble, not before. When troubles ended and all things righted, God is forgotten and the soldier is slighted. Francis Quarles 1592 - 1644 __________________ When asked for my race, I answer CauCajun. Hope is not a plan, and not all change is good. The resistance is here; the resistance is now. RESIST! These hands are neither cold nor are they dead!!

02-02-2010, 01:10 AM	#3
jack404 Former Guest Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Australia Contributor Posts: 17,622	Re: KEEP HIM AT HOME PLEEEEESE we may reject him based on character using his presidency as the primary evidence then you'll be stuck with it

02-02-2010, 01:30 AM	#4
artabr Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: New Iberia, Louisiana Contributor Posts: 7,859	Re: KEEP HIM AT HOME PLEEEEESE Sadly so. Art __________________ God and the soldier we like adore, In times of trouble, not before. When troubles ended and all things righted, God is forgotten and the soldier is slighted. Francis Quarles 1592 - 1644 __________________ When asked for my race, I answer CauCajun. Hope is not a plan, and not all change is good. The resistance is here; the resistance is now. RESIST! These hands are neither cold nor are they dead!!

02-02-2010, 01:53 AM	#5
Zane71464 Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Ohio NRA Member Contributor Posts: 5,369	Re: KEEP HIM AT HOME PLEEEEESE Jack my friend, (a little sales pitch here) you all might just grow to like Little Barry! 1) He is still young and very impressionable, perhaps easily tought. 2) He bows to all without being told to do so, 3) So with those qualities, Little Barry could perhaps stand a better chance with a fresh start, but he does come with luggage, and you first will have to get him a proper passport, as no one seems to know if he even has a passport! __________________ Two Words; "Simple Man", song by Charlie Daniels sums up my thoughts on a "few things"!

02-02-2010, 07:55 AM	#6
topper Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: deep in the woods Posts: 748	Re: KEEP HIM AT HOME PLEEEEESE Jack, now you take Obobo, PLEASE. And keep him. Maybe you all down under can see what a crackpot he is.

02-02-2010, 08:07 AM	#7
cycloneman Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Louisiana Posts: 7,406	Re: KEEP HIM AT HOME PLEEEEESE why dont you take real good care of him while he is down there Jack. Maybe he will want to stay. __________________ Who are you going to serve today?

02-02-2010, 09:49 AM	#8
carver TFF Moderator/Host Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: DAV, Deep in the Pineywoods of East Texas, just west of Shreveport, LA Contributor Posts: 11,283	Re: KEEP HIM AT HOME PLEEEEESE Wouldn't it be nice if he got lost in the Out Back, really lost! __________________ Y'all be safe now, ya hear! Lamentations Chapter 5: 1. Remember, O LORD, what is come upon us: consider, and behold our reproach. 2. Our inheritance is turned to strangers, our houses to aliens. 3. We are orphans and fatherless, our mothers [are] as widows. 5. Our necks [are] under persecution: we labour, [and] have no rest. 16. The crown is fallen [from] our head: woe unto us, that we have sinned! 21. Turn thou us unto thee, O LORD, and we shall be turned; renew our days as of old.

02-02-2010, 09:51 AM	#9
bcj1755 Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: A wretched hive of scum and villiany Posts: 4,357	Re: KEEP HIM AT HOME PLEEEEESE Don't feel bad, we don't want him either Uh oh, am I on one of Jackboot Janet's favorite persons lists now? __________________ History is much like an endless waltz. The three beats of war, peace, and revolution continue on forever. Inter Arma Enim Silent Leges - Cicero If ye love wealth better than liberty, the tranquility of servitude better than the animating contest of freedom, go home from us in peace. We ask not your counsels or arms. Crouch down and lick the hands which feed you. May your chains set lightly upon you, and may posterity forget that ye were our countrymen. - Samuel Adams

02-02-2010, 11:23 AM	#10
jack404 Former Guest Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Australia Contributor Posts: 17,622	Re: KEEP HIM AT HOME PLEEEEESE OK on one condition every body INCLUDING the SS, turn thier back when he's here for at least 10 minutes when he does the zoo trip all the VIP's do it'll take 4 minutes to get close enough to shove him in to the croc pen and another 4 mins to get back behind the barracades into the we love Bo Bo crowd and another couple for me to stop laughing. cheers jack

02-02-2010, 11:40 AM	#12
REISINGMOD50 Member Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: North Georgia Mountains Posts: 34	Re: KEEP HIM AT HOME PLEEEEESE Obozo is after the aboriginal vote. ACORN will register them and they can mail their ballots in.

02-02-2010, 01:52 PM	#14
Trouble 45-70 Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: NE Ar. W. of Black River Contributor Posts: 2,703	Re: KEEP HIM AT HOME PLEEEEESE Hope he doesn't fowl up the ANZUS Treaty. It would be wonderful if proof of his Indonesian Citizenship was produced. Hope the Muslims in Indonesia don't attack him. They have been busy burning churches and killing Christians. He is a Christian isn't he? He went to the Church of Jeremiah Wright right? Hey Jack, Have enjoyed your informative posts. That Croc. project is going to get you visited. Those people don't have the same sense of humor as real people. Sure will miss you. __________________ Psalm 12 verse 8: The wicked walk on every side when the vilest men are exalted.

02-04-2010, 10:16 PM	#18
Carne Frio Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Near Fairbanks Posts: 699	Re: KEEP HIM AT HOME PLEEEEESE Am afraid we are stuck with him until..........well here is a countdown clock: http://tizona.wordpress.com/obama-countdown-clock/

02-05-2010, 01:35 PM	#19
Trouble 45-70 Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: NE Ar. W. of Black River Contributor Posts: 2,703	Re: KEEP HIM AT HOME PLEEEEESE Jack I would love for you to be able to add to your collection. Kind of puts me in mind of a movie with an Australian actor I saw a few years ago. Good hunting. __________________ Psalm 12 verse 8: The wicked walk on every side when the vilest men are exalted.

02-05-2010, 02:46 PM	#20
jack404 Former Guest Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Australia Contributor Posts: 17,622	Re: KEEP HIM AT HOME PLEEEEESE never been a trophy hunter, eh food and pest control is my thing

02-05-2010, 05:29 PM	#23
jack404 Former Guest Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Australia Contributor Posts: 17,622	Re: KEEP HIM AT HOME PLEEEEESE Silly american salties are terratorial (sp?) they'll chew on anything that surprises em till it dont move no more they'll attack branches swaying in the breeze 4WD's crossing creeks , anything that comes in uninvited, other crocs included i'll try to find a movie of a 15 ft alu boat launched in the wrong spot salty killed it, the motor, then went for the trailer, the two duffus's jumped on to the roof of thier car and stayed there till it went away. smartest thing they'd done all day i reckon the steel trailer was a write off... the boat was not a boat but bits everywhere a big splash in a small pool of a male salty is enough to get em riled up bad 'specially that time of year, ( late summer here ) unless its a lady croc , what ever lands will be chomped til it dont move dont mess with salties they aint gators, and i would not mess with gators in mating season neither perfect assasins eh dark meat, white meat, timber , steel, it dont matter to a big male just everyone point after "the croc dun it!!" besides he's too big for dingoes cheers jack