YOU KNOW YOUR LIVING IN REDNECK COUNTRY WHEN - The Firearms Forum

bit_o_Ruckus · 03-27-2006, 12:02 PM

YOU KNOW YOUR LIVING IN REDNECK COUNTRY WHEN

You frequent the community swimming pool in the back of uncle Bubba’s truck.

You repeat you intensions to add emphasis to the seriousness of the situation at hand.

You have unique Holliday customs.

You don’t let nature, and iron oxidation interfere with your unique life style.

You don’t let your poor financial portfolio interfere with your luxurious life style.

You have the finest High Tech low budget security systems known to man.

The only crack you can find in your community, is at “Betty Lew’s Dinner“.

You have a visit from your kin folk, in their motorhome, and 5 yrs. later their still there.

Your uncle Bubba’s grandson “Bubba III”, his big sister, and Bubba’s favorite hound dawg.

Your local LEO’s Homeland Security grant to upgrade electronics for 21st Century Po-licin.

You can’t afford eye glasses, so you get bigger game pieces.

And last but not least, You know when your living in Red Neck Country, when your leader don’t “EVEN” have a friggen clue.

bit-o-Ruckus

inplanotx · 03-27-2006, 01:25 PM

Marlin · 03-27-2006, 04:02 PM

wolfgang2000 · 03-27-2006, 08:31 PM

I just want to know how you got a picture of my truck!

firebird · 03-27-2006, 08:32 PM

ROFLMAO!!!

So true, so true!

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Originally Posted by bit_o_Ruckus

And last but not least, You know when your living in Red Neck Country, when your leader don’t “EVEN” have a friggen clue.
bit-o-Ruckus

southernshooter · 03-27-2006, 09:02 PM

[IMG][IMG]recneck pilot[/IMG][/IMG]

Bruce FLinch · 03-27-2006, 10:27 PM

My brother has Bubba's dog's cousin!

03-27-2006, 12:02 PM	#1
bit_o_Ruckus Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Texas Posts: 25	YOU KNOW YOUR LIVING IN REDNECK COUNTRY WHEN YOU KNOW YOUR LIVING IN REDNECK COUNTRY WHEN You frequent the community swimming pool in the back of uncle Bubba’s truck. You repeat you intensions to add emphasis to the seriousness of the situation at hand. You have unique Holliday customs. You don’t let nature, and iron oxidation interfere with your unique life style. You don’t let your poor financial portfolio interfere with your luxurious life style. You have the finest High Tech low budget security systems known to man. The only crack you can find in your community, is at “Betty Lew’s Dinner“. You have a visit from your kin folk, in their motorhome, and 5 yrs. later their still there. Your uncle Bubba’s grandson “Bubba III”, his big sister, and Bubba’s favorite hound dawg. Your local LEO’s Homeland Security grant to upgrade electronics for 21st Century Po-licin. You can’t afford eye glasses, so you get bigger game pieces. And last but not least, You know when your living in Red Neck Country, when your leader don’t “EVEN” have a friggen clue. bit-o-Ruckus __________________ Texan by birth, Independent by choice, Christian by faith, And still kicken by the grace of God. visit my Web Page: http://www.the3006cafe.org/tex/ -->

03-27-2006, 01:25 PM	#2
inplanotx Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Texas Posts: 8,897	Re: YOU KNOW YOUR LIVING IN REDNECK COUNTRY WHEN __________________

03-27-2006, 04:02 PM	#3
Marlin TFF Admin Staff Chief Counselor Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: At SouthernMoss' side forever! Contributor Posts: 13,854	Re: YOU KNOW YOUR LIVING IN REDNECK COUNTRY WHEN Attached Images __________________ *The flag represents a living country and is itself considered a living thing.* *The only criminal class native to the United States is Congress.*

03-27-2006, 08:31 PM	#4
wolfgang2000 Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Mountain Grove MO. Posts: 542	Re: YOU KNOW YOUR LIVING IN REDNECK COUNTRY WHEN I just want to know how you got a picture of my truck! __________________ Guns are like Jello, there is always room for more!

03-27-2006, 09:02 PM	#6
southernshooter Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Deep South Mississippi Posts: 5,943	Re: YOU KNOW YOUR LIVING IN REDNECK COUNTRY WHEN [IMG][IMG]recneck pilot[/IMG][/IMG] Attached Images __________________ Only you can see this Last edited by southernshooter; 03-27-2006 at 09:05 PM..

03-27-2006, 10:27 PM	#7
Bruce FLinch Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Bay Point, Kali..aka Gun Point Posts: 5,016	Re: YOU KNOW YOUR LIVING IN REDNECK COUNTRY WHEN My brother has Bubba's dog's cousin! __________________ A bad day @ the Range, is better than a good day @ work.