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Gunfyter · 05-20-2003, 09:25 AM

Horseback rider

A very good looking blonde with waist length hair wearing a low cut top and short shorts decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse, unassisted, and the horse immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle.

In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides down the side of the horse anyway. The horse gallops along, seemingly impervious to it's slipping rider. Finally, giving up her frail grip, the blonde attempts to leap away from the horse and throw herself to safety. Unfortunately, her foot has become entangled in the stirrup, she is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her head is struck against the hard ground over and over. As her head is battered against the ground, she is mere moments away from unconsciousness when to her great fortune......
Frank, the 79 year old Wal-Mart greeter, sees her dilemma, rushes to her aid and unplugs the horse.

SouthernMoss · 05-20-2003, 10:39 AM

Must have been wearing my blonde wig that day.

That's a good one, Gunfyter!

Gunfyter · 05-20-2003, 10:44 AM

We AIM to please.

Smokin Guns · 05-20-2003, 06:24 PM

Yup! Gunna hang on to this one and share it around...

pickenup · 05-21-2003, 12:32 AM

Yup, good un.

05-20-2003, 09:25 AM	#1
Gunfyter Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Western Maryland Posts: 1,956	SM this is for you Horseback rider A very good looking blonde with waist length hair wearing a low cut top and short shorts decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse, unassisted, and the horse immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle. In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides down the side of the horse anyway. The horse gallops along, seemingly impervious to it's slipping rider. Finally, giving up her frail grip, the blonde attempts to leap away from the horse and throw herself to safety. Unfortunately, her foot has become entangled in the stirrup, she is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her head is struck against the hard ground over and over. As her head is battered against the ground, she is mere moments away from unconsciousness when to her great fortune...... Frank, the 79 year old Wal-Mart greeter, sees her dilemma, rushes to her aid and unplugs the horse. __________________ Anything worth shooting once, is worth shooting again. If it ain't broke, break it. Someone needs the work -->

05-20-2003, 10:44 AM	#3
Gunfyter Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Western Maryland Posts: 1,956	We AIM to please. __________________ Anything worth shooting once, is worth shooting again. If it ain't broke, break it. Someone needs the work

05-20-2003, 06:24 PM	#4
Smokin Guns Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: "Gun Culture Members Clubhouse"... Posts: 4,463	Hey! Yup! Gunna hang on to this one and share it around... __________________

05-21-2003, 12:32 AM	#5
pickenup Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Colorado Rocky Mountains Posts: 6,838	Yup, good un. __________________ The gene pool needs chlorine

05-20-2003, 10:39 AM	#2
SouthernMoss Admin Tech Staff Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: SW MS Contributor Posts: 10,651	Must have been wearing my blonde wig that day. That's a good one, Gunfyter!