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Its 2:37 in the morning here, and all I have to say is......
How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood..........
Does anybody know ?!! I mean, I really wanna know.....could just might be the most important question of our time.....  mike
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03-14-2004, 07:37 AM
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most likely 2 times his body weight. Now that is just an esitmate for our average wood chuck, for instance if a wood chuck were to train for the wood chucking olympics he could probably do 4 times his body weight, and once back in '85 i say one do 5 times, WHEW what a day !
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03-14-2004, 07:40 AM
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Don't know much about woodchucks, but.......
Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, if Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked? |
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03-14-2004, 07:43 AM
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now i I imagine they would be stored in some sort of pickled pepper Silo, that usualy holds 8-10 pecks, depending on humidity
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03-14-2004, 08:38 AM
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How much muck would a woodchuck upchuck if a woodchuck would upchuck?
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03-14-2004, 08:46 AM
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you guys need to go back to bed
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03-14-2004, 09:18 AM
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A woodchuck would chuck just as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck, assuming a woodchuck could chuck wood.
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03-14-2004, 09:20 AM
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Don't know how much but you know Sister Sue saw sea shells down by the shore by the score and - - -
SO FORTH!!!!!! It isn't 0237 but I still can't say it straight!!!!!!
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03-14-2004, 10:53 AM
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Ain't no wood on a Glock.
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03-14-2004, 12:17 PM
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If you could uncock a glock ,how many cocks would it take to recock the uncocked glock
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03-14-2004, 02:04 PM
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Good one gpostal!
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03-14-2004, 02:43 PM
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I'm pretty good at the woodchuck one, but i never could get the Peter Piper one....... Just too much tongue work..... mike
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03-14-2004, 02:51 PM
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Try this one:
Big black rubber baby buggy bumpers.
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03-14-2004, 02:53 PM
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...... and this one from my daughter:
say "toy boat" ten times as fast as you can. 
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03-14-2004, 03:25 PM
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Try decaf guys...It'll let ya get some sleep on saturday night so's ya can make it ta church the next morning, then spend the rest of the day fishin' and nappin or watching the NASCAR race.
ISB
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