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*VMBB Senior Chief Of Staff*
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Marty Robbins old hometown, Glendale Arizona--a suburb of Phoenix.
THE POPE'S ALASKAN TRIP.....
The Pope went on vacation for a few days to visit the rugged mountains of
He was cruising along the campground in the Pope Mobile when he heard a
frantic commotion just at the edge of the woods. He saw a helpless Democrat
wearing shorts, sandals, a Vote for Obama hat and a Save the Trees shirt,
screaming and struggling frantically, thrashing all about, and trying to
free himself from the grasp of a 10 foot grizzly bear.
As the Pope watched in horror, a group of Republican loggers wearing Go
Sarah shirts came racing up. One quickly fired a slug right into
the bear's chest. Two other men pulled the semiconscious Democrat from
the bear's grasp. Two of the men dragged the dead grizzly onto the bed of their
pickup truck while the other tenderly placed the injured Democrat in the
As they began to leave, the Pope summoned all of the men over to him. "I
give you my blessing for your brave actions!" he proudly proclaimed. "I have
heard there was bitter hatred between Republican loggers and Democratic
environmental activists, but now I've seen with my own eyes that this is not
As the Pope drove off, one logger asked his buddies, "Who the heck was that
"Dude, that was the Pope," another replied. "He's in direct contact with
Heaven and has access to all wisdom."
"Well," the logger said, "he may have access to all wisdom, but he doesn't
know squat about bear hunting! By the way, is the bait still alive or do we
need to go back to Massachusetts and get another one?"