"O" jokes - The Firearms Forum

armedandsafe · 04-16-2010, 06:54 PM

Not The Juice.

Quote:

Q: Have you heard about McDonald's' new Obama Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.

Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser.

Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society. The other is for housing prisoners.

Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it started to sink, who would be saved?
A: America!

Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?
A: Bo has papers.

Q: What was the most positive result of the "Cash for clunkers" program?
A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road.

Pops

Bobitis · 04-16-2010, 07:05 PM

That's funny.

Has anyone else noticed the lack of Obomba bumper stickers?

They used to be everywhere. Now I see one in a hundred. Maybe.

Keep em commin Pops. I may be on the left side of the state, but I'm right there with ya.

bmpeele · 04-16-2010, 08:24 PM

The one about the dog is shameful. Why do you have compre him to a dog? The dog never did anything wrong!

AcidFlashGordon · 04-17-2010, 06:31 AM

Obamunist PSALM 2010

Obama is the shepherd I did not want.
He leadeth me beside the still factories.
He restoreth my faith in the Republican party.
He guideth me in the path of unemployment for his party's sake.
Yea, though I walk through the valley of the bread line,
I shall fear no hunger, for his bailouts are with me.

His agenda for single-payer, forces comfort on me;

He prepareth varied apologies in the presence of mine enemies;
He has anointed my income with taxes,
My expenses runneth over.
Surely, poverty and rationing will follow me all the days of my life,
And I will dwell near a foreclosed home forever...
____________________________________________________

Obama went duck hunting in Alaska.

He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into Sarah Palin's field on the other side of her fence

As he climbed over the fence, Sarah drove up on her tractor and asked him what he was doing.

Obama responded, 'I shot a duck and it fell onto this field, and now I'm going to retrieve it.'

Palin replied, 'This is my property, and you are not coming over here.'

The indignant Obama said, 'If you don't let me get that duck, I'll sue you and take everything you own.'

Palin smiled and said, 'Apparently, you don't know how we settle disputes here.
We settle small disagreements with the 'Three Kick Rule.''

Obama asked, 'What is the 'Three Kick Rule?'

Sarah Palin replied, 'Well, because the dispute occurs on my land, I get to go first.
I kick you three times and then you kick me three times and so on back and forth until someone gives up.'

Obama quickly thought about the proposed contest and decided that he could easily take a woman at this game.
He agreed to abide by the local custom.

Sarah slowly climbed down from the tractor and walked up to the Obama.
Her first kick planted the toe of her steel toed work boot into Obama's groin and dropped him to his knees.

Her second kick to the midriff sent the Obama's last meal gushing from his mouth.

Obama was on all fours when her third kick to his rear end sent him face-first into a fresh cow pie.

He summoned every bit of his will and managed to get to his feet.
Wiping his face with the arm of his jacket, he said, 'Okay, now it's my turn.'

Palin smiled and said , 'Na, I give up. You can have the duck.'

Experience wins again

Definitely no Simpson jokes. The biggest one is on him, anyway. He's cooling his ass in prison, for 9 to 33 years, in Lovelock, Nevada.

Carne Frio · 04-17-2010, 10:55 AM

I like this site for "O" jokes:

http://www.blackosama.com/obama-shamwow.html

wpage · 04-17-2010, 02:19 PM

More O jokes please!

terryu1 · 04-19-2010, 06:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bobitis

That's funny.

Has anyone else noticed the lack of Obomba bumper stickers?

They used to be everywhere. Now I see one in a hundred. Maybe.

I have also notices pieces of Obie stickers which were ripped off by those who now claim they did not vote for him. LMAO

red14 · 04-19-2010, 10:04 AM

The sad truth is less than 30% of voter age population elected Obama. Most people aren't registered, because they are too lazy or just don't care. About half of registered voters didn't vote, because they are too lazy or just don't care.

The biggest joke is, apathy and sloth, got Obamalamadingdong elected.

04-16-2010, 07:05 PM	#2
Bobitis Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 6,612	Re: "O" jokes That's funny. Has anyone else noticed the lack of Obomba bumper stickers? They used to be everywhere. Now I see one in a hundred. Maybe. Keep em commin Pops. I may be on the left side of the state, but I'm right there with ya. __________________ ^.^ A point in every direction is the same as having no point at all

04-16-2010, 08:24 PM	#3
bmpeele V.I.P. Member Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: The grand old state of North Carolina Posts: 492	Re: "O" jokes The one about the dog is shameful. Why do you have compre him to a dog? The dog never did anything wrong! __________________ It's not the size, it's the placement of the bullet.

04-17-2010, 06:31 AM	#4
AcidFlashGordon Member Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 41	Re: "O" jokes Obamunist PSALM 2010 Obama is the shepherd I did not want. He leadeth me beside the still factories. He restoreth my faith in the Republican party. He guideth me in the path of unemployment for his party's sake. Yea, though I walk through the valley of the bread line, I shall fear no hunger, for his bailouts are with me. His agenda for single-payer, forces comfort on me; He prepareth varied apologies in the presence of mine enemies; He has anointed my income with taxes, My expenses runneth over. Surely, poverty and rationing will follow me all the days of my life, And I will dwell near a foreclosed home forever... ____________________________________________________ Obama went duck hunting in Alaska. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into Sarah Palin's field on the other side of her fence As he climbed over the fence, Sarah drove up on her tractor and asked him what he was doing. Obama responded, 'I shot a duck and it fell onto this field, and now I'm going to retrieve it.' Palin replied, 'This is my property, and you are not coming over here.' The indignant Obama said, 'If you don't let me get that duck, I'll sue you and take everything you own.' Palin smiled and said, 'Apparently, you don't know how we settle disputes here. We settle small disagreements with the 'Three Kick Rule.'' Obama asked, 'What is the 'Three Kick Rule?' Sarah Palin replied, 'Well, because the dispute occurs on my land, I get to go first. I kick you three times and then you kick me three times and so on back and forth until someone gives up.' Obama quickly thought about the proposed contest and decided that he could easily take a woman at this game. He agreed to abide by the local custom. Sarah slowly climbed down from the tractor and walked up to the Obama. Her first kick planted the toe of her steel toed work boot into Obama's groin and dropped him to his knees. Her second kick to the midriff sent the Obama's last meal gushing from his mouth. Obama was on all fours when her third kick to his rear end sent him face-first into a fresh cow pie. He summoned every bit of his will and managed to get to his feet. Wiping his face with the arm of his jacket, he said, 'Okay, now it's my turn.' Palin smiled and said , 'Na, I give up. You can have the duck.' Experience wins again Definitely no Simpson jokes. The biggest one is on him, anyway. He's cooling his ass in prison, for 9 to 33 years, in Lovelock, Nevada. __________________ "Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, martini in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO- HOO what a ride!" Some people are like Slinkies -- not really good for anything but they bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs. I'm old, I'm angry and I vote! Last edited by AcidFlashGordon; 04-17-2010 at 06:34 AM..

04-17-2010, 10:55 AM	#5
Carne Frio Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Near Fairbanks Posts: 697	Re: "O" jokes I like this site for "O" jokes: http://www.blackosama.com/obama-shamwow.html

04-17-2010, 02:19 PM	#6
wpage Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 1,471	Re: "O" jokes More O jokes please! __________________ "You shall recieve power" Acts 1:8 W

04-19-2010, 10:04 AM	#8
red14 Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: N FLA Posts: 3,913	Re: "O" jokes The sad truth is less than 30% of voter age population elected Obama. Most people aren't registered, because they are too lazy or just don't care. About half of registered voters didn't vote, because they are too lazy or just don't care. The biggest joke is, apathy and sloth, got Obamalamadingdong elected. __________________ I never argue, I state my opinion, and support my position.