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Gunfyter · 05-22-2003, 12:18 PM

Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.
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Man who run in front of car get tired.
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Man who run behind car get exhausted.
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Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
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Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
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Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
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Man with one chopstick go hungry.
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Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.
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Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
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Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.
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Panties not best thing on earth! but next to best thing on earth.
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War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.
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Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.
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Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
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It take many nails to build crib, one screw to fill it.
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Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
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Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
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Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
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Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.
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Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
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Crowded elevator smell different to midget.

IShootBack · 05-22-2003, 06:00 PM

IShootBack · 05-26-2003, 05:35 PM

Man who puts loaded 1911 in pants will walk around
half-cocked

05-22-2003, 12:18 PM	#1
Gunfyter Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Western Maryland Posts: 1,956	Confusious say Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone. **** Man who run in front of car get tired. ** Man who run behind car get exhausted. ** Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day. ** Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ. ** Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok. ** Man with one chopstick go hungry. ** Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails. ** Man who eat many prunes get good run for money. ** Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk. ** Panties not best thing on earth! but next to best thing on earth. ** War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left. ** Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house. ** Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night. ** It take many nails to build crib, one screw to fill it. ** Man who drive like hell, bound to get there. ** Man who stand on toilet is high on pot. ** Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement. ** Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs. ** Man who fart in church sit in own pew. **** Crowded elevator smell different to midget. __________________ Anything worth shooting once, is worth shooting again. If it ain't broke, break it. Someone needs the work -->

05-22-2003, 06:00 PM	#2
IShootBack Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Virginia Posts: 2,306	LOL __________________ "The Lord is a warrior, the Lord is his name." Exodus15:3 Last edited by IShootBack; 05-26-2003 at 05:36 PM..

05-26-2003, 05:35 PM	#3
IShootBack Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Virginia Posts: 2,306	Man who puts loaded 1911 in pants will walk around half-cocked __________________ "The Lord is a warrior, the Lord is his name." Exodus15:3