The Great Religions of the world explained
1. Taoism - S**t happens.
2. Hare Krishna - S**t happens rama rama ding ding.
3. Hinduism - This S**t happened before.
4. Islam - If S**t happens, its Allah's will.
5. Zen - What is the sound of S**t happening?
6. Buddhism - When S**t happens, is it really S**t?
(or George Carlinism maybe??)
7. Confucianism - Confucius say, "S**t happens".
8. 7th Day Adventist - S**t happens on Saturdays.
9. Protestantism - S**t won't happen if I work harder.
10. Catholicism - If S**t happens, I deserve it.
11. Jehovah’s Witness - Knock, knock, "S**t happens!"
12. Unitarian - What is this S**t?
13. Mormon - S**t happens again and again and again ...
14. Judaism - Why does this S**t always happen to me?
15. Rastafarianism - Let's smoke this S**t!
I am sure that there are more.... but lets stop there before this gets outta hand
Esse Quam Vidiri