Grouchy - The Firearms Forum

Mesen · 05-06-2007, 07:12 PM

Children today are well aware of what goes on in the home I do believe....

A 2nd grader asked her mother the age-old question,"How did I get here?"

Her mother told her, "God sent you."

"Did God send you, too?" asked the child.

"Yes, Dear," the mother replied.

"What about Grandma and Grandpa?" the child persisted.

"He sent them also" the mother said.

"Did he send their parents, too?" asked the child.

"Yes, Dear, He did," said the mother patiently.

"So you're telling me that there has been NO sex in this family for
200 years? No wonder everyone's so damn grouchy around here."

See ya
Bree

rooter · 05-09-2007, 04:42 AM

Yes Child, that will do it----no go run and play, but just don't smoke those nasty old cigarettes!!!! Chief

05-06-2007, 07:12 PM	#1
Mesen Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: BFE,mo Posts: 1,229	Grouchy Children today are well aware of what goes on in the home I do believe.... A 2nd grader asked her mother the age-old question,"How did I get here?" Her mother told her, "God sent you." "Did God send you, too?" asked the child. "Yes, Dear," the mother replied. "What about Grandma and Grandpa?" the child persisted. "He sent them also" the mother said. "Did he send their parents, too?" asked the child. "Yes, Dear, He did," said the mother patiently. "So you're telling me that there has been NO sex in this family for 200 years? No wonder everyone's so damn grouchy around here." See ya Bree __________________ Leading the way for freedom, our veterans will not be forgotten! www.ladiesauxvfw.com -->

05-09-2007, 04:42 AM	#2
rooter VMBB Senior Chief Of Staff Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Marty Robbins old hometown, Glendale Arizona--a suburb of Phoenix. Contributor Posts: 9,273	Re: Grouchy Yes Child, that will do it----no go run and play, but just don't smoke those nasty old cigarettes!!!! Chief __________________