Learning to cuss - The Firearms Forum

skiingfool1974 · 05-28-2003, 11:37 AM

A 6-year-old and a 4-year-old are upstairs in their bedroom.

"You know what?" says the 6-year-old. "I think it's about time we start cussing."

The 4-year-old nods his head in approval.

The 6-year-old continues. "When we go downstairs for breakfast I'm gonna say "hell" and you say "a**."

"OK!" The 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm.

Their mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6-year-old what he wants for breakfast.

"Aw hell, Mom, I guess I'll have some Cheerios."

WHACK! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor, gets up, and runs upstairs crying his eyes out, with his mother in hot pursuit, slapping his rear every step. The mom locks him in his room & shouts "You can just stay there till I let you out!"

She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4-year-old, and asks with a stern voice, "And what do YOU want for breakfast young man?"

"I don't know," he blubbers, "but you can bet your fat a** it won't be Cheerios."

Boomatic · 05-28-2003, 12:29 PM

That was very good!

inplanotx · 05-28-2003, 01:53 PM

Dats a keeper!

JohnK3 · 05-28-2003, 05:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Boomatic
Boom-a-tic
Cum catapultae proscriptae erunt tum soli proscript catapultas habebunt!

"If they outlaw catapults, only outlaws will have catapults!"

Love it!

"Caesar si viveret, ad remum dareris."

pickenup · 05-28-2003, 11:14 PM

Boomatic · 05-29-2003, 08:42 AM

Thank God he's, not...that would be uncomfortable!

05-28-2003, 11:37 AM	#1
skiingfool1974 V.I.P. Member Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Vermont Posts: 242	Learning to cuss A 6-year-old and a 4-year-old are upstairs in their bedroom. "You know what?" says the 6-year-old. "I think it's about time we start cussing." The 4-year-old nods his head in approval. The 6-year-old continues. "When we go downstairs for breakfast I'm gonna say "hell" and you say "a." "OK!" The 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm. Their mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6-year-old what he wants for breakfast. "Aw hell, Mom, I guess I'll have some Cheerios." WHACK! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor, gets up, and runs upstairs crying his eyes out, with his mother in hot pursuit, slapping his rear every step. The mom locks him in his room & shouts "You can just stay there till I let you out!" She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4-year-old, and asks with a stern voice, "And what do YOU want for breakfast young man?" "I don't know," he blubbers, "but you can bet your fat a it won't be Cheerios." -->

05-28-2003, 12:29 PM	#2
Boomatic Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Tulsa, OK Posts: 1,088	That was very good! __________________ Boom-a-tic Boomer Sooner!!

05-28-2003, 01:53 PM	#3
inplanotx Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Texas Posts: 8,897	Dats a keeper! __________________

05-28-2003, 11:14 PM	#5
pickenup Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Colorado Rocky Mountains Posts: 6,838	__________________ The gene pool needs chlorine

05-29-2003, 08:42 AM	#6
Boomatic Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Tulsa, OK Posts: 1,088	Thank God he's, not...that would be uncomfortable! __________________ Boom-a-tic Boomer Sooner!!