Bubba Goes Hang Gliding - The Firearms Forum

Mesen · 01-05-2007, 06:34 PM

Bubba Goes Hang Gliding
Back in Kentucky, you didn't see too many people hang-gliding. Bubba
decided to save up and get a hang-glider. He takes it to the highest
mountain, and after struggling to the top, he gets ready to take
flight. He takes off running and reaches the edge--and into the wind he goes!
Meanwhile, Maw and Paw Hicks were sittin' on the porch swing talkin' about the good ol' days when Maw spots the biggest bird she had ever seen! "Look at the size of that bird, Paw!" she exclaims. Paw
straightens up and says, "Git my gun, Maw."
She runs into the house and brings out his pump shotgun. He takes careful aim. BANG...BANG.....BANG.....BANG! The monster-size bird continues to sail silently over the tree tops.
"I think ya missed him, Paw," she says.
"Yeah," he replies, "but at least he let go of Bubba!"

see ya
Bree

berto64 · 01-05-2007, 08:26 PM

pickenup · 01-05-2007, 11:35 PM

Marlin · 01-06-2007, 11:17 AM

My Lord, Bree !!!!!

That's a gud un.....

SouthernMoss · 01-06-2007, 02:30 PM

01-05-2007, 06:34 PM	#1
Mesen Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: BFE,mo Posts: 1,229	Bubba Goes Hang Gliding Bubba Goes Hang Gliding Back in Kentucky, you didn't see too many people hang-gliding. Bubba decided to save up and get a hang-glider. He takes it to the highest mountain, and after struggling to the top, he gets ready to take flight. He takes off running and reaches the edge--and into the wind he goes! Meanwhile, Maw and Paw Hicks were sittin' on the porch swing talkin' about the good ol' days when Maw spots the biggest bird she had ever seen! "Look at the size of that bird, Paw!" she exclaims. Paw straightens up and says, "Git my gun, Maw." She runs into the house and brings out his pump shotgun. He takes careful aim. BANG...BANG.....BANG.....BANG! The monster-size bird continues to sail silently over the tree tops. "I think ya missed him, Paw," she says. "Yeah," he replies, "but at least he let go of Bubba!" see ya Bree __________________ Leading the way for freedom, our veterans will not be forgotten! www.ladiesauxvfw.com -->

01-05-2007, 08:26 PM	#2
berto64 VMBB Admin Staff Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Owyhee County, Idaho Contributor Posts: 7,388	Re: Bubba Goes Hang Gliding __________________ Be who you are & say what you will, Those that matter won't mind and those that mind don't matter. I'm a bitter clinger, One Nation Under God.

01-05-2007, 11:35 PM	#3
pickenup Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Colorado Rocky Mountains Posts: 6,838	Re: Bubba Goes Hang Gliding __________________ The gene pool needs chlorine

01-06-2007, 11:17 AM	#4
Marlin TFF Admin Staff Chief Counselor Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: At SouthernMoss' side forever! Contributor Posts: 13,853	Re: Bubba Goes Hang Gliding My Lord, Bree !!!!! That's a gud un..... __________________ *The flag represents a living country and is itself considered a living thing.* *The only criminal class native to the United States is Congress.*

01-06-2007, 02:30 PM	#5
SouthernMoss Admin Tech Staff Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: SW MS Contributor Posts: 10,651	Re: Bubba Goes Hang Gliding __________________ My Second protects your First "I declare to you that woman must not depend upon the protection of man, but must be taught to protect herself, and there I take my stand." - Susan B Anthony