Deport her to America Go Granny Go

[JUNKKING]

DEPORT HER TO AMERICA !

The Rambo Granny of Melbourne , Australia

Gun-toting granny Ava Estelle, 81, was so ticked-off when two thugs raped her 18-year-old granddaughter that she tracked the unsuspecting ex-cons down - and shot off their testicles.

The old lady spent a week hunting those men down -and, when she found them, she took revenge on them in her own special way, said Melbourne police investigator Evan Delp.

Then she took a taxi to the nearest police station, laid the gun on the sergeant's desk and told him as calm as could be: 'Those bastards will never rape anybody again, by God.'

Cops say convicted rapist and robber Davis Furth, 33, lost both his penis and his testicles when outraged Ava opened fire with a 9-mm pistol in the hotel room where he and former prison cell mate Stanley Thomas, 29, were holed up.

The wrinkled avenger also blew Thomas' testicles to kingdom come, but doctors managed to save his mangled penis, police said. 'The one guy, Thomas, didn't lose his manhood, 'but the doctor I talked to said he won't be using it the way he used to,'

Detective Delp told reporters.. 'Both men are still in pretty bad shape,

'but I think they're just happy to be alive after what they've been through.'

The Rambo Granny swung into action August 21 after her granddaughter

Debbie was carjacked and raped in broad daylight by two knife-wielding creeps in a section of town bordering on skid row.

'When I saw the look on my Deb b ie's face that night in the hospital, 'I decided I was going to go out and get those bastards myself ''cause I figured the Law would go easy on them,' recalled the retired library worker.. 'And I wasn't scared of them, either - because I've got me a gun and I've been shootin' all my life. 'And I wasn't dumb enough to turn it in when the law changed about owning one.'

So, using a police artist's sketch of the suspects and Deb b ie's description of the sickos, tough-as-nails Ava spent seven days prowling the wino-infested neighborhood where the crime took place till she spotted the ill-fated rapists entering their flophouse hotel.

'I knew it was them the minute I saw 'em, but I shot a picture of 'em anyway

'and took it back to Deb b ie and she said sure as hell, it was them,' the oldster recalled...


'So I went back to that hotel and found their room and knocked on the door, 'and the minute the big one opened the door, I shot 'em right square between the legs,'right where it would really hurt 'em most, you know

'Then I went in and shot the other one 'as he backed up pleading to me to spare him.'Then I went down to the police station and turned myself in.'

Now, baffled lawmen are trying to figure out exactly how to deal with the vigilante granny. 'What she did was wrong, and she broke the law, but it is difficult to throw an 81-year-old woman in prison,' Det. Delp said, 'especially when 3 million people in the city want to nominate her for Mayor.'

DEPORT HER TO AMERICA - WE NEED HER!

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Australian Gun Law Update

Here's a thought to warm some of your hearts...
From: Ed Chenel , A police officer in Australia



Hi Yanks, I thought you all would like to see the real figures from Down Under.

It has now been 12 months since gun owners in Australia were forced
By a new law to surrender 640,381 personal firearms to be destroyed by
Our own government, a program costing Australia taxpayers more than $500 million dollars.

The first year results are now in:
Australia-wide, homicides are up 6.2 percent,
Australia-wide, assaults are up 9.6 percent;
Australia-wide, armed robberies are up 44 percent (yes, 44 percent)!

In the state of Victoria alone, homicides with firearms are now up 300 percent.
(Note that while the law-abiding citizens turned them in, the criminals did not and criminals still possess their guns!)

While figures over the previous 25 years showed a steady decrease in armed robbery with firearms, this has changed drastically upward in the past 12 months, since the criminals now are guaranteed that their prey is unarmed.

There has also been a dramatic increase in break-ins and assaults of the elderly, while the resident is at home.

Australian politicians are at a loss to explain how public safety has decreased, after such monumental effort and expense was expended in 'successfully ridding Australian society of guns.' You won't see this on the American evening news or hear your governor or members of the State Assembly disseminating this information.

The Australian experience speaks for itself. Guns in the hands of honest citizens save lives and property and, yes, gun-control laws affect only the law-abiding citizens.

Take note Americans, before it's too late!

[johnlives4christ]

my kinda granny

[cycloneman]

She screwed up. She should not have gone to the police. She should have worn a different color wig, done the deed, dropped the wig on the street and went home. 2 sex offenders end up in the hospital with gunshot wounds to the groin. If i were the DA or the cop (don't know how their legal system works) but i'd look the other way. You know these guys had it coming.
Finally some quick justice for a change.

[oldogy]

Don't mess with old folks. They don't have time left to wait around for justice that probably would never be served anyway.
The story seems a little far out but I do like the part where she kept her gun when the wonderful politicians declared guns be confiscated.
Must be she had heard the old line about "When guns are outlawed, only outtlaws will have guns" and questioned the wisdom of turning in her guns.
Go Granny, Go.
oldogy

[ARB]

I agree that she should have walked away. But she did save the taxpayers money since the PD won't have to waste time looking into the matter. I imagine they wouldn't have looked too hard though, would you?

[RunningOnMT]

Great story but I must report that it is made up. It has been going around now in emails for several years. Read about it here:

http://www.snopes.com/crime/justice/grambo.asp

[catfish83861]

Thanks Running, Here is another site I use as I discovered that the owner of snopes was a Die Hard supporter of obama and several items on Obama were embellished or outright un-true in my opinion. catfish

http://www.truthorfiction.com/rumors...nnyrevenge.htm

[ARB]

Why are the good ones always made up?

[glocknut]

Originally Posted by ARB

Why are the good ones always made up?

Just as long as Jesus is real...then i will be happy.

mike
gn

[JUNKKING]

Originally Posted by glocknut

Just as long as Jesus is real...then i will be happy.

mike
gn

No worries there Mike, Jesus is the real deal!!!

[Bobitis]