Tax Time - The Firearms Forum

JLA · 01-31-2012, 08:08 PM

I know taxes can be stressful for some, especially if uncle sam claims you owe him money after taking from you all year long..

This'll help take the edge off..

howlnmad · 01-31-2012, 08:40 PM

BWAHAHAHA

That's about right.

Capt Mac Turk · 01-31-2012, 08:47 PM

Hey Josh,
Even Momma liked that one.

76Highboy · 01-31-2012, 08:47 PM

That's funny, but sadly true.

mjp28 · 01-31-2012, 08:59 PM

That's good!

I take it they didn't send you a refund check for $5 Trillion?

76Highboy · 01-31-2012, 09:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mjp28

That's good!

I take it they didn't send you a refund check for $5 Trillion?

Ba, ha, ha,

goofy · 02-01-2012, 05:41 AM

LOVE IT

But it is true

And the truth is not funny.WE support all of the above and doing this makes it hard to feed the family.

yetiman · 02-01-2012, 05:45 AM

**Cleans coffee off of the screen**

Woodnut · 02-01-2012, 05:51 AM

Got an appointment to do my taxes tomorrow at one. Maybe I can use this tactic. But that's only for rich folk.
That right there is funny JLA. Love it, and how true.
LOL HaHAHAHAHAHA.

JLA · 02-01-2012, 06:43 AM

I thot so too. I got my taxes sorted. Came close to pullin what hair i had left out doin it (I have always done my own). Thank God its over and Uncle Sam owes me some dough.

flintlock · 02-01-2012, 07:01 AM

Outstanding start to the day!

gun-nut · 02-01-2012, 07:15 AM

lol I know i will get it up the butt from good old sam this year. Me single and had to pull my retirement just to save my home while i was not working last year

Zane71464 · 02-01-2012, 02:32 PM

That's a good one Josh, LOL...but dang, how true it actually is!

howlnmad · 02-01-2012, 02:36 PM

I'm afraid to show this one to the missus, she might try to use it

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BETH · 02-01-2012, 04:57 PM

where do most of u get your taxes done?

raven818 · 02-01-2012, 05:39 PM

H&R Block sends us a free CD every year, updated to reflect new tax laws. We file e-tax returns. Any mistakes, IRS quickly sends us an email, points out the mistake, and we send it back to them. The mistakes in the past, all of them, have resulted in us getting back more money.

Not a bad deal, eh?

Rocketman1 · 02-01-2012, 07:29 PM

Man Aint that the truth!!!

JLA · 02-01-2012, 08:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BETH

where do most of u get your taxes done?

www.completetax.com

Cost me 30 bux to do my taxes and its audit proof. meaning theyve already had a 3rd party look it over before the IRS signs off on it.

mjp28 · 02-01-2012, 08:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BETH

where do most of u get your taxes done?

I've done taxes since 1978 but am pretty much retired now, I do a few here and there.

I get TurboTax Premier for mine, I can do one FED + STATE included plus 4 more additional FEDS.

I still do a few freebies generally using TurboTax Free e-file (just my favorite, used it for years) FED FREE and STATE costs about $14.95, not a bad deal.

http://www.irs.gov/efile/article/0,,...ml?portlet=106

armedandsafe · 02-01-2012, 09:51 PM

Our credit union has free TurboTax for members. Works pretty good, but I don't have a complicated return.

Next year, if I'm lucky, it might get more complicated, as the new business kicks off.

Pops

American Leader · 02-01-2012, 09:55 PM

I'm with goofy JLA, it's true but ain't funny!

redwing carson · 02-01-2012, 11:01 PM

I called Obama and ask him why he was taking more this year. He mumbeled something about having to pay for a couple thousand rifles he gave to some Mexican cartel. Anyone know what he is talking about???

mjp28 · 02-02-2012, 03:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by armedandsafe

Our credit union has free TurboTax for members. Works pretty good, but I don't have a complicated return.

Next year, if I'm lucky, it might get more complicated, as the new business kicks off.

Pops

Oh yeah, that will kick you up to Business, Corporations, Partnerships & LLCs
$149.95 Sale $129.95 ....or cheaper at places like Amazon.

Home & Business, Personal & Business, One owner LLC
$99.95 Sale $74.95 Federal

Or hire someone for $hundreds.

JLA · 02-02-2012, 04:34 PM

Got anothern..

Zane71464 · 02-02-2012, 04:46 PM

^ GOOD ONE!

01-31-2012, 08:08 PM	#1
JLA TFF Moderator/Host Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Heart Of Texas Contributor Posts: 17,319	Tax Time I know taxes can be stressful for some, especially if uncle sam claims you owe him money after taking from you all year long.. This'll help take the edge off.. Attached Images __________________ It takes 43 muscles to frown, 17 to smile, and 3 for proper trigger squeeze. The latest caliber or gear is no substitute for experience and skill. Rifles and cartridges don't make hits -- shooters do. Fact of life: After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says WTF! -->

01-31-2012, 08:40 PM	#2
howlnmad Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Harriman, Tn Contributor Posts: 2,571	Re: Tax Time BWAHAHAHA That's about right. __________________

01-31-2012, 08:47 PM	#3
Capt Mac Turk Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: So Fla-- NO place to Shoot AKA "TFF" Posting Clown Posts: 835	Re: Tax Time Hey Josh, Even Momma liked that one. __________________ Capt. Mac Turk U.S.C.G.-100 Ton-Unlimited Master Fair winds & Following Sea's (My pops line) ~"Little Miss Magic" "And the sea will grant each man new hope,His sleep brings dreams of home" Captain Marko Ramius Christopher Columbus Member of D.A.D.D. till she's 21 keep your scuppers dry and your bilge pumped - ahoy, matey! Quoted by Jim Hauff 10-6-11 NRA member They can take my guns after, they pry my cold dead fingers off them

01-31-2012, 08:47 PM	#4
76Highboy Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2012 Location: Meridian, Idaho Contributor Posts: 6,969	Re: Tax Time That's funny, but sadly true.

01-31-2012, 08:59 PM	#5
mjp28 Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2011 Location: anytown, OHIO Contributor Posts: 3,079	Re: Tax Time That's good! I take it they didn't send you a refund check for $5 Trillion?

02-01-2012, 05:41 AM	#7
goofy Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Contributor Posts: 2,024	Re: Tax Time LOVE IT But it is true And the truth is not funny.WE support all of the above and doing this makes it hard to feed the family.

02-01-2012, 05:45 AM	#8
yetiman Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2011 Location: Martin, Tn Contributor Posts: 501	Re: Tax Time Cleans coffee off of the screen

02-01-2012, 05:51 AM	#9
Woodnut Forum Sponsor Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Diamondhead, MS Contributor Posts: 2,172	Re: Tax Time Got an appointment to do my taxes tomorrow at one. Maybe I can use this tactic. But that's only for rich folk. That right there is funny JLA. Love it, and how true. LOL HaHAHAHAHAHA. __________________ Carl Never doubt the beauty of wood. Carl’s Album www.cwgrips.com Web site Updated 01/01/2013 NRA Life Member

02-01-2012, 06:43 AM	#10
JLA TFF Moderator/Host Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Heart Of Texas Contributor Posts: 17,319	Re: Tax Time I thot so too. I got my taxes sorted. Came close to pullin what hair i had left out doin it (I have always done my own). Thank God its over and Uncle Sam owes me some dough. __________________ It takes 43 muscles to frown, 17 to smile, and 3 for proper trigger squeeze. The latest caliber or gear is no substitute for experience and skill. Rifles and cartridges don't make hits -- shooters do. Fact of life: After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says WTF!

02-01-2012, 07:01 AM	#11
flintlock Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Upstate NY Contributor Posts: 898	Re: Tax Time Outstanding start to the day!

02-01-2012, 07:15 AM	#12
gun-nut Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: ohio Contributor Posts: 931	Re: Tax Time lol I know i will get it up the butt from good old sam this year. Me single and had to pull my retirement just to save my home while i was not working last year __________________ Don't retreat just reload.

02-01-2012, 02:32 PM	#13
Zane71464 Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Ohio NRA Member Contributor Posts: 5,371	Re: Tax Time That's a good one Josh, LOL...but dang, how true it actually is! __________________ Two Words; "Simple Man", song by Charlie Daniels sums up my thoughts on a "few things"!

02-01-2012, 02:36 PM	#14
howlnmad Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Harriman, Tn Contributor Posts: 2,571	Re: Tax Time I'm afraid to show this one to the missus, she might try to use it . __________________

02-01-2012, 04:57 PM	#15
BETH Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: naugatuck,Ct. Contributor Posts: 6,676	Re: Tax Time where do most of u get your taxes done?

02-01-2012, 05:39 PM	#16
raven818 Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: Jax, Fl. Contributor Posts: 4,423	Re: Tax Time H&R Block sends us a free CD every year, updated to reflect new tax laws. We file e-tax returns. Any mistakes, IRS quickly sends us an email, points out the mistake, and we send it back to them. The mistakes in the past, all of them, have resulted in us getting back more money. Not a bad deal, eh? __________________ Firearms and Salt Water Fishing Retired 42 Years LEO

02-01-2012, 07:29 PM	#17
Rocketman1 Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Columbus, Ohio Posts: 1,100	Re: Tax Time Man Aint that the truth!!! __________________ There is no such thing as a gun accident. Irresponsible gun owners cause so-called gun accidents.

02-01-2012, 09:51 PM	#20
armedandsafe Former Guest Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Moses Lake, WA Posts: 10,344	Re: Tax Time Our credit union has free TurboTax for members. Works pretty good, but I don't have a complicated return. Next year, if I'm lucky, it might get more complicated, as the new business kicks off. Pops

02-01-2012, 09:55 PM	#21
American Leader Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Iowa Contributor Posts: 1,630	Re: Tax Time I'm with goofy JLA, it's true but ain't funny!

02-01-2012, 11:01 PM	#22
redwing carson Former Guest Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: western wyoming Posts: 734	Re: Tax Time I called Obama and ask him why he was taking more this year. He mumbeled something about having to pay for a couple thousand rifles he gave to some Mexican cartel. Anyone know what he is talking about???

02-02-2012, 04:34 PM	#24
JLA TFF Moderator/Host Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Heart Of Texas Contributor Posts: 17,319	Re: Tax Time Got anothern.. Attached Images __________________ It takes 43 muscles to frown, 17 to smile, and 3 for proper trigger squeeze. The latest caliber or gear is no substitute for experience and skill. Rifles and cartridges don't make hits -- shooters do. Fact of life: After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says WTF!

02-02-2012, 04:46 PM	#25
Zane71464 Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Ohio NRA Member Contributor Posts: 5,371	Re: Tax Time ^ GOOD ONE! __________________ Two Words; "Simple Man", song by Charlie Daniels sums up my thoughts on a "few things"!