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Old 06-10-2009, 10:52 AM   #1
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My stupid buddy just had to send this to me and break my heart, I know it will a lot of y'alls too! This guy lives his life like the guys on myth busters. He will look at all angles from top to bottom in every aspect of everything.

He wrote "look at the shadow by the big womans ankle and then at the bottom of her skirt just to the right. Looks like a photo shop job. Sorry to break your heart."
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Old 06-10-2009, 11:01 AM   #2
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Your buddy us wrong.
The photo is correct -
But she is six foot five and a half in bare feet, and only weighs 210.
She lives in Las Vegas, has a website, and has this and other pictures there of her wearing HIGH shoes and being photographed with very short people to accentuate her height.

Go here and check it out:
http://www.heatherhaven.com/welcome.htm
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Old 06-10-2009, 11:25 AM   #3
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Thank you Terry and your reply was sent to my DON"T KNOW IT ALL BUDDY!!

The dream is alive again! JUNK
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Old 06-10-2009, 11:32 AM   #4
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either way i'm in love..............
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Old 06-10-2009, 11:36 AM   #5
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ok never mind i just checked out her web site her bust measurements are 36 b that seems why wrong thats like a guy 6ft2in tall having only a 5in ... never mind i guess it does happen
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Old 06-10-2009, 12:36 PM   #6
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Those in the pic aren't no B they're at least a DD
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Old 06-10-2009, 12:46 PM   #7
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i know imagine my surprise when i went to her web site and saw they had deflated.she claims them to be 36 b maybe she has a slow leak hissssssssssss.
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Old 06-10-2009, 06:53 PM   #8
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Wow hisssssssss is right oscar how could I have missed that. Bottom line is she sells her 5 minute clips she isn't getting nekkid i'm nt buying!
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Old 06-10-2009, 10:12 PM   #9
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The original pics are very well photoshopped.
The Las Vegas lady is real.

Trust me, I LIKE tall women!
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Old 06-11-2009, 12:34 AM   #10
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Me too Max Tall and Thick. I have a saying that holds true.

Making love to an anorexic bag of bones is like driving a car with a bad suspension down a dirt road filled with pot holes.
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The original pics are very well photoshopped.
The Las Vegas lady is real.

Trust me, I LIKE tall women!
yeah i like em tall to around 5'7 to 5'9. Im 6'2 so i gots to haves me a tall chick!
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Old 06-11-2009, 07:28 AM   #12
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. . . and the dream lives on!
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Old 06-11-2009, 05:09 PM   #13
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He wrote "look at the shadow by the big womans ankle and then at the bottom of her skirt just to the right. Looks like a photo shop job. Sorry to break your heart."
Look a the shadow??!!!!! Seems he is missing a, few err, more important points
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