Two alligators - The Firearms Forum

inplanotx · 06-09-2006, 09:30 AM

Two alligators were sitting in the swamp talking. The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said, "I cain't unnerstand how you kin be so much bigger 'n me. We're the same age, we was the same size as kids. I just don't get it."

"Well," said the big 'gator, What you been eatin' boy?"

"Politicians, same as you," replied the small 'gator.

"Hmm. Well, where do y'all catch 'em?"

"Down 'tother side of the swamp near the parkin' lot by the capitol."

"Same here. Hmm. How do you catch 'em?"

"Well, I crawls up under one of them Lexus and wait fer one to unlock the car door. Then I jump out, grab 'em on the leg, shake the sh%t out of 'em, and eat 'em!"

"Ah!" says the big alligator, "I think I see your problem. You ain't gettin' any real nourishment. See, by the time you get done shakin' the sh%t out of a Politician, there ain't nothin' left but an a$$hole and a briefcase.

Marlin · 06-09-2006, 09:35 AM

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gunfyter · 06-09-2006, 12:23 PM

G R O A N !!!

inplanotx · 06-09-2006, 04:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Gunfyter

G R O A N !!!

Grumpy ole man!

southernshooter · 06-09-2006, 09:58 PM

Crpdeth · 06-09-2006, 10:02 PM

southernshooter · 06-09-2006, 10:11 PM

I always knew they were full of more than just hot air

glocknut · 06-10-2006, 07:48 PM

sounds about right...

gn

06-09-2006, 09:30 AM	#1
inplanotx Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Texas Posts: 8,897	Two alligators Two alligators were sitting in the swamp talking. The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said, "I cain't unnerstand how you kin be so much bigger 'n me. We're the same age, we was the same size as kids. I just don't get it." "Well," said the big 'gator, What you been eatin' boy?" "Politicians, same as you," replied the small 'gator. "Hmm. Well, where do y'all catch 'em?" "Down 'tother side of the swamp near the parkin' lot by the capitol." "Same here. Hmm. How do you catch 'em?" "Well, I crawls up under one of them Lexus and wait fer one to unlock the car door. Then I jump out, grab 'em on the leg, shake the sh%t out of 'em, and eat 'em!" "Ah!" says the big alligator, "I think I see your problem. You ain't gettin' any real nourishment. See, by the time you get done shakin' the sh%t out of a Politician, there ain't nothin' left but an a$$hole and a briefcase. __________________ -->

06-09-2006, 09:35 AM	#2
Marlin TFF Admin Staff Chief Counselor Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: At SouthernMoss' side forever! Contributor Posts: 13,853	Re: Two alligators *ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!* __________________ *The flag represents a living country and is itself considered a living thing.* *The only criminal class native to the United States is Congress.*

06-09-2006, 12:23 PM	#3
Gunfyter Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Western Maryland Posts: 1,956	Re: Two alligators G R O A N !!! __________________ Anything worth shooting once, is worth shooting again. If it ain't broke, break it. Someone needs the work

06-09-2006, 09:58 PM	#5
southernshooter Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Deep South Mississippi Posts: 5,943	Re: Two alligators __________________ Only you can see this

06-09-2006, 10:02 PM	#6
Crpdeth Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Location: Location Contributor Posts: 8,247	Re: Two alligators __________________ Our greatest pretenses are built up not to hide the evil and the ugly in us, but our emptiness. The hardest thing to hide is something that is not there. ~Eric Hoffer

06-09-2006, 10:11 PM	#7
southernshooter Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Deep South Mississippi Posts: 5,943	Re: Two alligators I always knew they were full of more than just hot air __________________ Only you can see this

06-10-2006, 07:48 PM	#8
glocknut Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: THE FORUM MASCOTT... Posts: 12,482	Re: Two alligators sounds about right... gn