My Dogs can READ! My Dogs can READ! - The Firearms Forum

polishshooter · 11-21-2007, 05:32 PM

I've had the dehydrator going every night since Sunday, since both my kids will be home for Thanksgiving, and since Dad got a deer this year that means JERKY again....

...so I have to make like 18 batches to insure that after they get done raping the supply I have at least a few pieces I can KEEP...

So I have been in a routine, each night putting a batch in the dehydrator, while getting packages out of the freezer to thaw...next morning before work, empty the dehydrator, and preparing a new batch to marinate all day until I put it in the dehydrator again at night....

LAST night I get out two more packs from the freezer to thaw (mixing some leftover from last year with new....), and I spot a package labeled "Dog Treats '06 Doe," so I think, HHhmmm..I'll get it out and boil it up for the dogs for Thanksgiving!

So on the kitchen counter, I put the two packs CLEARLY marked "Jerky" and the other pack on plates to thaw.....

This morning I wake up, go to check, and the two Jerky packs are there, nicely thawed, a little juice on the plates, but there is NO package of "Dog Treats..." ???????

SO after my wife gets out of the shower, I ask her, "Hon, did you move the package of Venison I had out for the dogs?"

She gets a REAL funny look on her face, says it was funny, they BOTH wanted out really fast this morning, and then she found what looked like a venison wrapper, licked clean on the floor in the dining room, she was going to yell at me for not putting the lid on the garbage can!

Well, at least they got the RIGHT package of Raw Venison, and obviously shared it and DIDN'T fight over it...

But I just KNEW Black Lab- Aussie Shepherd mixes were SMART, but I didn't know they could READ!

delta13soultaker · 11-21-2007, 06:06 PM

hhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm dog is a one syllable word lol

358 winchester · 11-21-2007, 06:11 PM

my cat can run the can opener too

glocknut · 11-21-2007, 07:22 PM

They understand spoken words, can read...in fact i'm convinced they have some psychic(sp)? ability as well...?

mike
gn

noslolo · 11-22-2007, 02:18 AM

cool story, my dog will have to pick up the pace, because she will eat or drink anything that is left on the counter.

Bruce FLinch · 11-23-2007, 12:46 AM

Hmmm, I wonder..
1-Can the Polish' Dogs read?

2-Does Polish' dog treats taste better than his jerky?

3-Did Polish' dogs just react to their canine instincts?

At least Mrs. Polish didn't serve the dog treats for breakfast!

pickenup · 11-23-2007, 09:20 AM

They deserve a treat for getting the right one.
Oh wait, they already had it.

Nice story.

11-21-2007, 05:32 PM	#1
polishshooter Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Indiana Contributor Posts: 7,860	My Dogs can READ! My Dogs can READ! I've had the dehydrator going every night since Sunday, since both my kids will be home for Thanksgiving, and since Dad got a deer this year that means JERKY again.... ...so I have to make like 18 batches to insure that after they get done raping the supply I have at least a few pieces I can KEEP... So I have been in a routine, each night putting a batch in the dehydrator, while getting packages out of the freezer to thaw...next morning before work, empty the dehydrator, and preparing a new batch to marinate all day until I put it in the dehydrator again at night.... LAST night I get out two more packs from the freezer to thaw (mixing some leftover from last year with new....), and I spot a package labeled "Dog Treats '06 Doe," so I think, HHhmmm..I'll get it out and boil it up for the dogs for Thanksgiving! So on the kitchen counter, I put the two packs CLEARLY marked "Jerky" and the other pack on plates to thaw..... This morning I wake up, go to check, and the two Jerky packs are there, nicely thawed, a little juice on the plates, but there is NO package of "Dog Treats..." ??????? SO after my wife gets out of the shower, I ask her, "Hon, did you move the package of Venison I had out for the dogs?" She gets a REAL funny look on her face, says it was funny, they BOTH wanted out really fast this morning, and then she found what looked like a venison wrapper, licked clean on the floor in the dining room, she was going to yell at me for not putting the lid on the garbage can! Well, at least they got the RIGHT package of Raw Venison, and obviously shared it and DIDN'T fight over it... But I just KNEW Black Lab- Aussie Shepherd mixes were SMART, but I didn't know they could READ! __________________ The problems we face today are there because the people who work for a living are outnumbered by those who vote for a living. -->

11-21-2007, 06:06 PM	#2
delta13soultaker Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Depends on Uncle Sam's whim every 3 yrs. Posts: 2,948	Re: My Dogs can READ! My Dogs can READ! hhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm dog is a one syllable word lol __________________ Never say die! "A nation who forgets its defenders is soon forgotten itself." "A good shot must necessarily be a good man since the essence of good marksmanship is self-control and self-control is the essential quality of a good man." – Theodore Roosevelt

11-21-2007, 06:11 PM	#3
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11-21-2007, 07:22 PM	#4
glocknut Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: THE FORUM MASCOTT... Posts: 12,482	Re: My Dogs can READ! My Dogs can READ! They understand spoken words, can read...in fact i'm convinced they have some psychic(sp)? ability as well...? mike gn __________________ Where O where are you tonight? Why have you gone and left me alone? I searched to world over and a thought i found true love... You met another and PTThhh you were gone....

11-22-2007, 02:18 AM	#5
noslolo Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Johnstown PA Posts: 1,558	Re: My Dogs can READ! My Dogs can READ! cool story, my dog will have to pick up the pace, because she will eat or drink anything that is left on the counter. __________________ I'm a heck of a "obesito illegitimo"

11-23-2007, 12:46 AM	#6
Bruce FLinch Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Bay Point, Kali..aka Gun Point Posts: 5,016	Re: My Dogs can READ! My Dogs can READ! Hmmm, I wonder.. 1-Can the Polish' Dogs read? 2-Does Polish' dog treats taste better than his jerky? 3-Did Polish' dogs just react to their canine instincts? At least Mrs. Polish didn't serve the dog treats for breakfast! __________________ A bad day @ the Range, is better than a good day @ work.

11-23-2007, 09:20 AM	#7
pickenup Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Colorado Rocky Mountains Posts: 6,837	Re: My Dogs can READ! My Dogs can READ! They deserve a treat for getting the right one. Oh wait, they already had it. Nice story. __________________ The gene pool needs chlorine