Gotta love the Irish - The Firearms Forum

AL MOUNT · 07-12-2009, 09:24 PM

An attractive blonde from Cork, Ireland arrived at the casino.

She seemed a little intoxicated and bet twenty-thousand Euros on a single roll of the dice.

She said, ‘I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude.’

With that, she stripped, rolled the dice and with an Irish brogue yelled,

‘Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!’

As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed, ‘YES! YES! I WON, I WON!’

She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed.

The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded.

Finally, one of them asked, ‘What did she roll?’

The other answered, ‘I don't know - I thought you were watching!’

MORAL OF THE STORY

Not all Irish are drunks, not all blondes are dumb, but all men........are men.

gdmoody · 07-12-2009, 10:27 PM

woolleyworm · 07-12-2009, 11:51 PM

some things never change.... thankfully !!

Nighthawk · 07-13-2009, 12:18 PM

kutaho · 07-13-2009, 08:24 PM

Yep, they got our number

07-12-2009, 09:24 PM	#1
AL MOUNT Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Cleaning my Thompson in The Foothills of the Ozark Mountains Posts: 3,108	Gotta love the Irish An attractive blonde from Cork, Ireland arrived at the casino. She seemed a little intoxicated and bet twenty-thousand Euros on a single roll of the dice. She said, ‘I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude.’ With that, she stripped, rolled the dice and with an Irish brogue yelled, ‘Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!’ As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed, ‘YES! YES! I WON, I WON!’ She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed. The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asked, ‘What did she roll?’ The other answered, ‘I don't know - I thought you were watching!’ MORAL OF THE STORY Not all Irish are drunks, not all blondes are dumb, but all men........are men. __________________ 501st Parachute Infantry Regiment 101st Airborne Division Vietnam 67-68 -->

07-12-2009, 10:27 PM	#2
gdmoody Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Northeast Georgia Contributor Posts: 6,334	Re: Gotta love the Irish __________________ NRA Endowment Member GeorgiaCarry.Org Member Retired US Army Postal Worker Personally, I carry a gun because I'm too young to die and too old to take an ass whoopin'.....author unknown (but obviously brilliant)

07-12-2009, 11:51 PM	#3
woolleyworm TFF Moderator/Host Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: SW Fort Worth Contributor Posts: 4,883	Re: Gotta love the Irish some things never change.... thankfully !! __________________ . What are you gonna do, talk the alien to death? -- (on Sigourney Weaver's worry about Guns in Aliens) "Safety is something that happens between your ears, not something you hold in your hands." "I carry a small gun to compensate for my huge Blue press." .

07-13-2009, 12:18 PM	#4
Nighthawk Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: South Central Texas Posts: 3,330	Re: Gotta love the Irish __________________ Our obligations to our country never cease but with our lives." --John Adams, letter to Benjamin Rush, April 18, 1808 NRA Life TSRA Life GOA Member

07-13-2009, 08:24 PM	#5
kutaho Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Peoples Republic of the Pacific Northwest Posts: 1,852	Re: Gotta love the Irish Yep, they got our number __________________ No man stands in the same river twice If all else fails grab a rock Mi Taku oyasin