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|05-19-2006, 01:01 AM||#1|
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Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: New Mexico
A rerun I'm sure
How to call the Police
George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi was going up to bed when his
wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she
could see from the bedroom window. George opened the back door to go
turn off the light but saw that there were people in the shed stealing
things.. He phoned the police, who asked "Are any of those people in
your house" and he said no. Then they said that all patrols were busy,
and that he should simply stay in his house, lock his doors and an
officer would be along when available.
George said, "Okay," hung up .......counted to 30.........and phoned
the police again.
"Hello, I just called you few seconds ago Because there were people in
my shed." " Well, you don't have to worry about them now cause I've just
shot them all". Then he hung up. Within five minutes three police cars,
an Armed Response unit, and an ambulance showed up at the Phillips
residence. Of course, the police caught the burglars red-handed. One of
the Policemen said to George: "I thought you said that you'd shot them!"
George said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"
"But the simple truth--born of experience--is that tyranny thrives best where government need not fear the wrath of an armed people."
Judge Alex Kozinski - United States Court of Appeals for the Ninth Circuit
It is the duty of the patriot to protect his country from its government.
- Thomas Paine
Did you read todays GOOD shooting?
|05-19-2006, 10:28 AM||#3|
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: At SouthernMoss' side forever!
Re: A rerun I'm sure
Right, IPT. Gets better each time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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