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Old 06-03-2009, 07:16 AM   #1
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Default Leasing vs. Purchasing . . .

Purchasing:

The math on the Paul McCartney-Heather Mills divorce is as follows:
After 5 years of marriage, he paid her $49 million. Assuming he got sex every night during their 5 year relationship it ended up costing him $26,849 per time.
This is Heather.




Leasing:
On the other hand, New York Governor Elliot Spitzer's hooker, Kristen, an absolute stunner with a body like no other,

charges $4,000 an hour. For anything.
This is Kristen.





Had Paul McCartney "employed" Kristen for an hour of sex every night for 5 years he would have paid $7.3 million, a savings of $41.7 million.


Value-added benefits are:
- a 22 year old red-hot babe
- no begging or coaxing
- never a headache
- plays all requests
- no bitching or complaining
- no 'honey-do' list
Best of all, she leaves when you're done, and comes back when asked. All at 1/7th the cost - and no legal fees.



Sometimes leasing just makes more sense.
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Old 06-03-2009, 07:37 AM   #2
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Default Re: Leasing vs. Purchasing . . .

A most excellent financial analysis, sir.
My compliments on your business acumen.
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Old 06-05-2009, 07:51 AM   #3
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Default Re: Leasing vs. Purchasing . . .

hmm looks like i need to start Leasing!!!
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Old 06-05-2009, 08:03 AM   #4
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Default Re: Leasing vs. Purchasing . . .

ampaterry, I can't take credit for this 'analysis', LOL! It was forwarded by my brother. I didn't mean to create the illusion that this was my creation. Sorry!
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Old 06-05-2009, 08:12 AM   #5
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Default Re: Leasing vs. Purchasing . . .

Now that you mention it, leasing is sometimes the better option.
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Old 06-05-2009, 04:55 PM   #6
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ampaterry, I can't take credit for this 'analysis', LOL! It was forwarded by my brother. I didn't mean to create the illusion that this was my creation. Sorry!
Then my compliments to your brother for doing it, and my compliments to you for posting it here!

FUNNY!!!
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Old 06-05-2009, 07:18 PM   #7
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I'm in trouble, my wife was behind me when I read it and she heard me laugh
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Old 06-06-2009, 10:13 AM   #8
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Default Re: Leasing vs. Purchasing . . .

wow....how disheartening...based on the above criteria determining a woman's worth, I come out at an even $0.

I give up.......
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Old 06-06-2009, 08:51 PM   #9
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wow....how disheartening...based on the above criteria determining a woman's worth, I come out at an even $0.

I give up.......
Some things transcend money
You are invaluable.
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