Leasing vs. Purchasing . . . - The Firearms Forum

mrkirker · 06-03-2009, 07:16 AM

Purchasing:

The math on the Paul McCartney-Heather Mills divorce is as follows:
After 5 years of marriage, he paid her $49 million. Assuming he got sex every night during their 5 year relationship it ended up costing him $26,849 per time.
This is Heather.

Leasing:
On the other hand, New York Governor Elliot Spitzer's hooker, Kristen, an absolute stunner with a body like no other,

charges $4,000 an hour. For anything.
This is Kristen.

Had Paul McCartney "employed" Kristen for an hour of sex every night for 5 years he would have paid $7.3 million, a savings of $41.7 million.

Value-added benefits are:
- a 22 year old red-hot babe
- no begging or coaxing
- never a headache
- plays all requests
- no bitching or complaining
- no 'honey-do' list
Best of all, she leaves when you're done, and comes back when asked. All at 1/7th the cost - and no legal fees.

Sometimes leasing just makes more sense.

ampaterry · 06-03-2009, 07:37 AM

A most excellent financial analysis, sir.
My compliments on your business acumen.

Tony22-250 · 06-05-2009, 07:51 AM

hmm looks like i need to start Leasing!!!

mrkirker · 06-05-2009, 08:03 AM

ampaterry, I can't take credit for this 'analysis', LOL! It was forwarded by my brother. I didn't mean to create the illusion that this was my creation. Sorry!

45nut · 06-05-2009, 08:12 AM

Now that you mention it, leasing is sometimes the better option.

ampaterry · 06-05-2009, 04:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mrkirker

ampaterry, I can't take credit for this 'analysis', LOL! It was forwarded by my brother. I didn't mean to create the illusion that this was my creation. Sorry!

Then my compliments to your brother for doing it, and my compliments to you for posting it here!

FUNNY!!!

Mr. Nameless · 06-05-2009, 07:18 PM

I'm in trouble, my wife was behind me when I read it and she heard me laugh

4EvrLearning · 06-06-2009, 10:13 AM

wow....how disheartening...based on the above criteria determining a woman's worth, I come out at an even $0.

I give up.......

kutaho · 06-06-2009, 08:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 4EvrLearning

wow....how disheartening...based on the above criteria determining a woman's worth, I come out at an even $0.

I give up.......

Some things transcend money
You are invaluable.

06-03-2009, 07:16 AM	#1
mrkirker Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 3,067	Leasing vs. Purchasing . . . Purchasing: The math on the Paul McCartney-Heather Mills divorce is as follows: After 5 years of marriage, he paid her $49 million. Assuming he got sex every night during their 5 year relationship it ended up costing him $26,849 per time. This is Heather. Leasing: On the other hand, New York Governor Elliot Spitzer's hooker, Kristen, an absolute stunner with a body like no other, charges $4,000 an hour. For anything. This is Kristen. Had Paul McCartney "employed" Kristen for an hour of sex every night for 5 years he would have paid $7.3 million, a savings of $41.7 million. Value-added benefits are: - a 22 year old red-hot babe - no begging or coaxing - never a headache - plays all requests - no bitching or complaining - no 'honey-do' list Best of all, she leaves when you're done, and comes back when asked. All at 1/7th the cost - and no legal fees. Sometimes leasing just makes more sense. __________________ *I don't know if dogs have a heaven, but there will be dogs in mine.* -->

06-03-2009, 07:37 AM	#2
ampaterry TFF Admin Staff Chaplain Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: West Tennessee Contributor Posts: 6,376	Re: Leasing vs. Purchasing . . . A most excellent financial analysis, sir. My compliments on your business acumen. __________________ Reason given by one of Obama's more intellectual supporters when asked why she voted for him: *"He gave me a PHONE!!"*

06-05-2009, 07:51 AM	#3
Tony22-250 Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Snellville, GA Posts: 1,146	Re: Leasing vs. Purchasing . . . hmm looks like i need to start Leasing!!! __________________ Bullets change governments far surer than votes. The most powerful weapon you can buy isn't a .50 caliber. It's a Senate Seat.... "When injustice becomes law, then resistance becomes duty." Thomas Jefferson

06-05-2009, 08:03 AM	#4
mrkirker Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 3,067	Re: Leasing vs. Purchasing . . . ampaterry, I can't take credit for this 'analysis', LOL! It was forwarded by my brother. I didn't mean to create the illusion that this was my creation. Sorry! __________________ *I don't know if dogs have a heaven, but there will be dogs in mine.*

06-05-2009, 08:12 AM	#5
45nut Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 3,433	Re: Leasing vs. Purchasing . . . Now that you mention it, leasing is sometimes the better option. __________________ A gun is a tool, Marian; no better or no worse than any other tool: an axe, a shovel or anything. A gun is as good or as bad as the man using it. Remember that. Shane Nemo me impune lacesset We recall the case of the Shoshone war band which showed up complete with one 30-30 rifle per man the week after Pearl Harbor, and simply wanted to have the enemy pointed out to them. "We hear there's a war going on and we want to go fight it." Jeff Cooper *KCCO*

06-05-2009, 07:18 PM	#7
Mr. Nameless Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Coast of N.C. Posts: 1,264	Re: Leasing vs. Purchasing . . . I'm in trouble, my wife was behind me when I read it and she heard me laugh __________________ Signed ~BMP Two classifications of terrorist dead and not dead enough

06-06-2009, 10:13 AM	#8
4EvrLearning Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Left Coast Posts: 1,449	Re: Leasing vs. Purchasing . . . wow....how disheartening...based on the above criteria determining a woman's worth, I come out at an even $0. I give up....... __________________ *"Until God is finished with me, I am immortal." Jonathan Edwards, American Theologian (1703-1758)*