Back in the day
"When I were a boy, Momma would sent me down to da'corner store wi'th a
dollar, and I'd come back wi'th five pounds o' potatoes, two loaves o'
bread, three pints o' milk, a pound o' cheese, a packet o' tea, an' half
a dozen eggs. Ya' can't do that now. Too many fin' security cameras."
Who are you going to serve today?