Some testicle talk...

Winter11
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(12/12/01 1:32:00 pm)
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Some testicle talk...
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The Pentagon recently found it had too many generals and offered an early retirement bonus. They promised any general who retired straight away his full annual benefits plus $10,000 for every inch measured in a straight line between any two parts of the general's body, with the general getting to select any pair of points he wished.

The first man, an Air Force general, accepted. He
asked the pension man to measure from the top of his head to the tip of his toes. Six feet. He walked out with a check of $720,000.

The second man, an Army general, asked them to
measure from the tip of his fingers, stretched over his head to his toes. Eight feet. He walked out with a check for $960,000.

When the third general, an old Marine, was asked
where to measure, he told the pension an . . "From
the tip of my penis to the bottom of my testicles."

The pension man suggested that perhaps the Marine
general might like to reconsider, pointing out the
nice checks the previous two generals had received.

The Marine insisted and the pension expert said that would be fine, but that he'd better get the medical officer to do the measuring.

The medical officer attended and asked the general
to drop the pants. He did. The medical officer
placed the tape on the tip of the general's penis and began to work back. "My God!" he said. "Where are your testicles?"

The general smiled, "In Kuwait."


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GRUNT
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(12/14/01 7:23:43 pm)
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Re: Some testicle talk...
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Winter11

ROFLMAO !!